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Jokes In English Quotes By Debasish Mridha: If you began with love, you will end

If you began with love, you will end with happiness. — Debasish Mridha

Jokes In English Quotes By Aimee Mullins: I had a paper round and every night

I had a paper round and every night I would put the dinner on before Mum came home from work. I was capable because I had to be. — Aimee Mullins

Jokes In English Quotes By William Makepeace Thackeray: Sure, occasion is the father of most that

Sure, occasion is the father of most that is good in us. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Jokes In English Quotes By Hugh Prather: If a man takes off his sunglasses I

If a man takes off his sunglasses I can hear him better. — Hugh Prather

Jokes In English Quotes By J.D. Robb: People, she thought, could be unbelievably stupid.

People, she thought, could be unbelievably stupid. — J.D. Robb

Jokes In English Quotes By Maurice Sendak: My being gay was something of not great

My being gay was something of not great interest to me. — Maurice Sendak

Jokes In English Quotes By Richard Steele: I cannot think of any character below the

I cannot think of any character below the flatterer, except he who envies him. — Richard Steele

Jokes In English Quotes By Adam Smith: By nature a philosopher is not in genius

By nature a philosopher is not in genius and disposition half so different from a street porter, as a mastiff is from a greyhound — Adam Smith

Jokes In English Quotes By Charlotte Gainsbourg: I would love to be able to do

I would love to be able to do a film. I would love to be able to focus on what excites me in watching actors. — Charlotte Gainsbourg

Jokes In English Quotes By Jasper Fforde: I still feel threatened by academics, but my

I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody assumes I went to university and studied English. — Jasper Fforde

Jokes In English Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken: Moments with a girl like that? I knew

Moments with a girl like that? I knew they were one in a million and I was on a mission to capture them all. Each. And every. One. — Rachel Van Dyken

Jokes In English Quotes By Ashley Montagu: In Victorian times the purpose of life was

In Victorian times the purpose of life was to develop a personality once and for all and then stand on it. — Ashley Montagu

Jokes In English Quotes By Mike Johanns: The industry is becoming very ready for animal

The industry is becoming very ready for animal identification. — Mike Johanns

Jokes In English Quotes By Aristophanes: You will never make the crab walk straight.

You will never make the crab walk straight. — Aristophanes

Jokes In English Quotes By Dmitri Mendeleev: Work, look for peace and calm in work:

Work, look for peace and calm in work: you will find it nowhere else. — Dmitri Mendeleev

Jokes In English Quotes By Gayle Forman: The rain keeps up throughout the next day.

The rain keeps up throughout the next day. "Lovely English summer we're having," everyone jokes. — Gayle Forman

Jokes In English Quotes By Michael Kelley: Real hope is grounded in reality, and the

Real hope is grounded in reality, and the ultimate truth of reality is that we are loved by a busy God - One who never stops working in us. — Michael Kelley

Jokes In English Quotes By J.M.G. Le Clezio: My English is closer to the literary English,

My English is closer to the literary English, and I'm not very familiar with jokes in English or with, you know, with small talk in English. — J.M.G. Le Clezio