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For all of higher civilization's recorded history, becoming a man was defined overwhelmingly as taking responsibility for a family. — Dennis Prager

There is always a hope for the living.
Life is worth living, no matter what situation you may have encounter.
No situations is permanent. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If I live for another ten years I shall probably have written all that I want to write. — Laurence Housman

We live with the things that we do to ourselves and others in doing what we've done to ourselves. — Blake Judd

To forgive an oppressor is oppression upon the oppressed. — Umar

According to the law that governs the universe,all sufferings are your labor of love to unveil your real self. — Meher Baba

I should have known. The first tip I got was when she rarely showed up in court for the second trial. — Dennis Kozlowski

Fashion is everywhere. Everywhere! Flowers are fashion to me, the sky is fashion, my garden is fashion. My darling, the Sistine Chapel is fashion. — Anna Dello Russo

I barely knew Sebastian. You knew him enough to suck face. — Kelly Keaton

I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely smashed. — Billie Joe Armstrong

One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess. — Maureen Johnson

If it Captures Your Imagination, it will captivate others. — Howard Schultz

It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman. — Minna Antrim

I notice where Death has been introduced, he frequently calls, making it desirable to forestall his advances. — Emily Dickinson