Joker Quotes
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Joker Quotes & Sayings
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Enlightened beings are rare in the universe. They are the joker in the deck. They are outside the circle.
— Frederick Lenz
Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker.
— Nicki Minaj
Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving -
— Thomas Harris
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
— Marissa Meyer
It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?
— Grant Morrison
(after Monster T shot himself)"Smart guy," Joker said, and he laughed. "Lotta brains. — Marv Wolfman
I'm a joker who has understood his epoch and has extracted all he possibly could from the stupidity, greed and vanity of his contemporaries.
— Pablo Picasso
In between effect and cause and just beyond the range of normal sight, this glittering joker was dancing in the dragon's jaws.
— Bruce Cockburn
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.
— Lincoln Steffens
If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me.
— Anderson Cooper
The relations of a joker to his joke should be as quick and desultory as those of a bee to its flowers.
— W. Somerset Maugham
One mustn't be so cocksure, Joker says. Bad habit, he repeats.
— Jostein Gaarder
Meditate, he'd said. Jingo Jingo was such a joker.
— Devon Monk
He runs his hand over his face, and suddenly the cocky joker is gone, and I can see all of his shadows.
— Tarryn Fisher
I fell, she laughed. I fell hard, she laughed harder. Seeing that I kept falling till I fell in love.
— Faraaz Kazi
When a joker dies, the joke remains.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.
— Jackie DeShannon
A joker is near akin to a buffoon; and neither of them is the least related to wit.
— Lord Chesterfield
You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on.
— Brian Azzarello
I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker ... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.
— Louis Tomlinson
Einstein was wrong! IM the speed of like CRACKING through shivery rainbows and GOD the sky whirls and withers like a melting RAINBOW!
— Grant Morrison
Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
— Deyth Banger
There is always Joker to see through the delusion. Generation succeeds generation, but there is a fool walking the earth who is never ravaged by time.
— Jostein Gaarder
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
— Friedrich Schiller
You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
— Jack Nicholson
I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger.
— The Joker Heath Ledger
The dark eyes are for the villains ... the Grim Reaper,the Joker, zombies. All dark.
— Lucy Christopher
Joker: I don't mind you saying that, Johnny. Sometimes, I need to hear the obvious... now is not one of those times, though.
— Brian Azzarello
Heath Ledger died from the joker, so far the darkness killed him... but why we don't explore it?
— Deyth Banger
My dream role is to play in a story of how the Joker became the Joker, and I would play the young Heath Ledger.
— Jonny Weston
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
— Colin Mochrie
The truth is ladies ... Good men are an endangered specie. So if you have a good man dont shuffle your KING for a JOKER.
— Crystal Evans
You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are.
— The Joker Heath Ledger
Pvt. Joker is silly and he's ignorant but he's got guts and guts is what counts!"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman USMC
— Matthew Modine
Laughter may instruct but it may also conceal, defending the joker against anger and retaliation: a game is only a game.
— Margaret Atwood
If I didnt promote Joker, then who promoted
— Sonakshi Sinha
I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end
— Ags Orachimaruu
As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lugns out.
— Dennis O'Neil
Laugh and the world laughs with you!
— Grant Morrison
Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker
— Grant Morrison
Kingsley, ever the joker, had his Venator mark tattooed near his unmentionables
— Melissa De La Cruz
Impossible is my specialty.
— Marissa Meyer
I was particularly proud of my performance as the Joker. I considered it a piece of pop art.
— Jack Nicholson
Impossible is my specialty."-Marissa Meyer, Heartless — Marissa Meyer
Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are?
— The Joker Heath Ledger
I'm definitely a joker.
— Theo James
