Joke Quotes

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Joke Quotes By Peter Straub: In Classical Greek the word pathos was the In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub
Joke Quotes By Pawan Mishra: A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra
Joke Quotes By Alan Moore: Once you realize what a joke everything is, Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore
Joke Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya
Joke Quotes By Sachin Tendulkar: I used to crack A joke when Sourav I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar
Joke Quotes By Colleen Gleason: That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason
Joke Quotes By Zadie Smith: [he] had become the bloke in the joke: [he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith
Joke Quotes By John Cheever: He was not a practical joke nor was He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever
Joke Quotes By Andre Maurois: Medicine is a very old joke, but it Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois
Joke Quotes By Stephan Pastis: A comic strip has a rhythm and a A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis
Joke Quotes By Fred Durst: Directing a movie is serious, it's not a Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst
Joke Quotes By Lorrie Moore: Nothing's a joke with me. It just all Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore
Joke Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper
Joke Quotes By Bret Easton Ellis: Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters. — Bret Easton Ellis
Joke Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger
Joke Quotes By Bill Maher: The public is gullible ... If [many satirists The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher
Joke Quotes By Scott Pruett: I like to joke with my wife that I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett
Joke Quotes By Sandra Bullock: The joke or the pratfall is easy for The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. — Sandra Bullock
Joke Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
Joke Quotes By Kevin Sylvester: WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?Ah. I see we are now into the WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
Joke Quotes By Meshell Ndegeocello: I joke that a person of color would I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello
Joke Quotes By Mark Twain: God's great cosmic joke on the human race God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage — Mark Twain
Joke Quotes By Jessica Park: This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste. — Jessica Park
Joke Quotes By Rita Rudner: If I say a joke and the audience If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. — Rita Rudner
Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels
Joke Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney
Joke Quotes By Ronnie Barker: The marvelous thing about a joke with a The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker
Joke Quotes By Philip Jose Farmer: Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke . — Philip Jose Farmer
Joke Quotes By Raymond Benson: Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson
Joke Quotes By Stephen King: Luck was a joke. Even good luck was Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King
Joke Quotes By Ron Luciano: The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. — Ron Luciano
Joke Quotes By Werner Heisenberg: There are things that are so serious that There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg
Joke Quotes By Aya Cash: Most of my comedy is accidental, I would Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do. — Aya Cash
Joke Quotes By Herman Melville: Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. — Herman Melville
Joke Quotes By Toba Beta: Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart generation. — Toba Beta
Joke Quotes By William Shakespeare: It's easy for someone to joke about scars It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut. — William Shakespeare
Joke Quotes By Matt Haig: Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig
Joke Quotes By Mallory Hopkins: Oh you rebel you! Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins
Joke Quotes By Mitch Albom: When he smiles it's as if you'd just When he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth. — Mitch Albom
Joke Quotes By Hilary Mantel: It is almost a joke, but a joke It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells. — Hilary Mantel
Joke Quotes By Elayne Boosler: I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about. — Elayne Boosler
Joke Quotes By Larissa Ione: Is this some kind of joke?" "I have Is this some kind of joke?" "I have no sense of humor." She'd heard that about Raphael. — Larissa Ione
Joke Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Joke Quotes By Muhammad Ali: Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali
Joke Quotes By L. Lee Watkins: the sign of a completely healthy mind is the sign of a completely healthy mind is the ability to tell a truly sick joke or make a sick comment and laugh at it yourself. — L. Lee Watkins
Joke Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: The joke is, we all have the same The joke is, we all have the same punchline. — Chuck Palahniuk
Joke Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: I think that all filth is local ... I think that all filth is local ... and that a joke isn't a joke unless it's at somebody's expense — Christopher Hitchens
Joke Quotes By J. R. Martinez: Running for me is a sport. It's not Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. — J. R. Martinez
Joke Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: If I should ever die, God forbid, I If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke. — Kurt Vonnegut
Joke Quotes By Adam McKay: My first joke was about a company called My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?' — Adam McKay
Joke Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: A joke is like building a mousetrap from A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap. — Kurt Vonnegut
Joke Quotes By Ira Gershwin: The future of this nation, with the present The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a jokeIra Gershwin
Joke Quotes By Paul Feig: A lot of comedies fall apart because they A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own. — Paul Feig
Joke Quotes By Anonymous: 23 Doing wrong is j like a joke 23 Doing wrong is j like a joke to a fool, but k wisdom is pleasure to a man of understanding. — Anonymous
Joke Quotes By Ben Falcone: I'm not much of a joke writer. I'm not much of a joke writer. — Ben Falcone
Joke Quotes By Hugh Elliot: If there's one thing I know it's God If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. — Hugh Elliot
Joke Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Not every single way of saying the right Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Joke Quotes By H.G.Wells: But giving drugs to a cat is no But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp! — H.G.Wells
Joke Quotes By Diana Rowland: What did the zombie say to the whore? What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland
Joke Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket
Joke Quotes By David Chase: I really like comedy. There's always a choice, I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the story, the important stuff. — David Chase
Joke Quotes By Harper Lee: You've really got to start hitting the books You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here. — Harper Lee
Joke Quotes By Julian Clary: I get just as much of a thrill I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. — Julian Clary
Joke Quotes By Lewis Black: I'm not a great joke writer, which is I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
Joke Quotes By Gunter Grass: Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental; — Gunter Grass
Joke Quotes By Milton Berle: I never stole a joke in my life. I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle
Joke Quotes By Aniruddha Sastikar: Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. — Aniruddha Sastikar