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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
— Afrika Bambaataa
Somebody cracks a joke, a whole row laughs, one witticism sets off another, and, like matches, they flare up and burn down.
— Joseph Roth
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.
— Penn Jillette
Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.
— Victoria Aveyard
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
— Jean De La Bruyere
Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.
— Joss Stirling
There's an ancient philosophical joke that's much subtler than it seems. Question: Why is the Universe here? Answer: Where else would it be?
— Arthur C. Clarke
My dear Boris, can you not take a joke?" "Was it a joke?
— Agatha Christie
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
— Jennifer Damiano
Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish
— Jan Jansen
Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life.
— Hannah Simone
That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
— Tom Bergeron
Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance.
— Boomer Esiason
Sometimes I want to joke but my English isn't perfect. Sometimes people are wondering what I'm talking about.
— Alexander Ovechkin
I am a rune a carrot a little joke
— Walter Wykes
Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around.
— Dan Alatorre
It was on old joke among underfed, angry sailors that should mutiny fail, the weight of their bodies would not be enough to hang them.
— Marcus Rediker
You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"!
— Deyth Banger
There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
— Oliver Herford
Is this some kind of joke?" "I have no sense of humor." She'd heard that about Raphael.
— Larissa Ione
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
— Lemony Snicket
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
— Julian Clary
The joke is, we all have the same punchline.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
— Gunter Grass
Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.
— Aniruddha Sastikar
the sign of a completely healthy mind is the ability to tell a truly sick joke or make a sick comment and laugh at it yourself.
— L. Lee Watkins
I think that all filth is local ... and that a joke isn't a joke unless it's at somebody's expense
— Christopher Hitchens
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland
But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!
— H.G.Wells
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.
— J. R. Martinez
If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke.
— Kurt Vonnegut
A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke
— Ira Gershwin
23 Doing wrong is j like a joke to a fool, but k wisdom is pleasure to a man of understanding.
— Anonymous
I'm not much of a joke writer.
— Ben Falcone
A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done.
— Stephan Pastis
You make a joke out of everything.Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
— Sandra Bullock
Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters.
— Bret Easton Ellis
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
— Lorrie Moore
Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.
— Fred Durst
WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
— Andre Maurois
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That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next.
— Colleen Gleason
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
— Alan Moore
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one.
— Peter Straub
It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.
— Hilary Mantel
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut.
— William Shakespeare
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.
— Herman Melville
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
— Werner Heisenberg
The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.
— Ron Luciano
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
— Elayne Boosler
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke .
— Philip Jose Farmer
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
— Ronnie Barker
Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final.
— Corinne Michaels
This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste.
— Jessica Park
