Johnny Vegas Quotes: top 52 famous quotes about Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas Quotes & Sayings

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I use very few muscles at the best of times. — Johnny Vegas

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up. — Johnny Vegas

I've got my finger in a lot of pies. — Johnny Vegas

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

Oh, I'm terrible at travel. — Johnny Vegas

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though. — Johnny Vegas

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. — Johnny Vegas

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. — Johnny Vegas

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. — Johnny Vegas

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. — Johnny Vegas

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! — Johnny Vegas

It can be tough as a jobbing actor. — Johnny Vegas

If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end. — Johnny Vegas

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. — Johnny Vegas

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. — Johnny Vegas

The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me ... No. — Johnny Vegas

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. — Johnny Vegas

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. — Johnny Vegas

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. — Johnny Vegas

I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. — Johnny Vegas

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. — Johnny Vegas

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. — Johnny Vegas

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. — Johnny Vegas

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. — Johnny Vegas

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. — Johnny Vegas

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. — Johnny Vegas

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas

I've always been looking for other people's approval. — Johnny Vegas

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. — Johnny Vegas

'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me. — Johnny Vegas

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. — Johnny Vegas

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. — Johnny Vegas

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' — Johnny Vegas

You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. — Johnny Vegas

There's a domino effect with certain things you say. — Johnny Vegas

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. — Johnny Vegas

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. — Johnny Vegas

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. — Johnny Vegas

It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend. — Johnny Vegas

I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is. — Johnny Vegas

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. — Johnny Vegas

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home. — Johnny Vegas

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. — Johnny Vegas

My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character. — Johnny Vegas

There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure. — Johnny Vegas

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. — Johnny Vegas

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting. — Johnny Vegas

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. — Johnny Vegas

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. — Johnny Vegas

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears. — Johnny Vegas

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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up. — Johnny Vegas