John Waters Quotes
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John Waters Quotes & Sayings
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You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
— John Green
You see a kid making a film on a cell phone. He doesn't know what he's doing either. But it comes out kind of good.
— John Waters
There was a cultural war going on, the '60s was going on. All the film critics were square.
— John Waters
I look out through the eyeholes and feel exactly the way Michael Jackson's son Blanket must have felt
— John Waters
Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn't match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.
— John Green
The winds with wonder whist, Smoothly the waters kisst.
— John Milton
How come there's no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It's a great time for that.
— John Waters
Dark clouds bring waters, when the bright bring none.
— John Bunyan
I want to see you again tonight, but I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow - Augustus Waters
— John Green
I haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.
— John Waters
Baltimore never changes much. People aren't impressed by anything. It's great; it's not a trendy town.
— John Waters
Just because something 'happens', because it is 'true', because the 'facts' are correct, does not ensure that it is the truth.
— John Waters
Time marches on and I don't care how people watch my movies as long as they see them. I don't care if they're on their phone.
— John Waters
It delights me to find something that kids are doing that surprises me that seems new. That's the best feeling you can have.
— John Waters
Contemporary art hates you.
— John Waters
I keep on having ideas and developments. Some happen and some don't, but I still always have a way of telling a story.
— John Waters
The further away I am from water, the less well I do!
— John Waters
And I seek people who break rules with happiness - and not bringing pain to themselves.
— John Waters
I really thought she was going to die before I could tell her that I was going to die, too.
— John Greem
Thank you for letting me hijack your wish', I said.'Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa, he said. — John Green
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters."Computer: "I don't understand-"
Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green
Shutting down governments on your computer is just as much as fun as going to a riot at Yale.
— John Waters
I think my favorite movie is 'Joe Versus the Volcano' - or maybe 'Multiple Maniacs' by John Waters.
— Justin Kirk
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.
— John Waters
This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore
— John Green
I respect everything I make fun of.
— John Waters
When was the last good kiss you had?
— John Green
Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.
— John Waters
I'd rather have a daughter in a whorehouse than a son in the police force,' Esther used to rage to anyone who would listen.
— John Waters
I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.
— John Waters
I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.
— Tracey Ullman
The rising world of waters dark and deep.
— John Milton
What a slut time is. She screws with everybody.
— John Green
But my abortion politics are simple. If you can't love your child, don't have it, because it will grow up and kill me.
— John Waters
14For the earth will be afilled With the knowledge of the glory of the LORD, As the waters cover the sea.
— John F. MacArthur Jr.
God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie.
— John Waters
I would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery.
— John Waters
How could you think of such awful things? liberal critics always ask. How else could I possibly amuse myself? I always wonder.
— John Waters
Yeah, I know I should be fighting for gay rights, but who wants to join the army or get married anyway?
— John Waters
The only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.
— John Waters
I tried heroin. I shot up in high school, but I just thought it was so dreary: puking and nodding.
— John Waters
It reinforced everything that I believe. I am an optimist. I believe in the goodness of people.
— John Waters
Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard?
— John Waters
If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, he should have an outfit for that.
— John Waters
I never thought I'd be 52 years old. I don't think that anybody at 16 thinks like that.
— John Waters
Everybody should wish they had home movies of themselves, acting out their lunacy on LSD.
— John Waters
Go out in the world and fuck it up beautifully.
— John Waters
If I could just stay alive for a week, I'd know the unwritten secrets of Anna's mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy.
— John Green
I want to be harder to reach, not easier.
— John Waters
I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.
— John Green
John Waters is one of the sweetest, dearest, most adorable men I've ever worked with.
— Polly Bergen
Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?
— John Waters
No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.
— John Waters
i wanted more time so we could fall in love.
— John Green
Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.
— John Waters
Which she makes no move to clean up, I'm not sure what
— John Waters
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I think [parents] became very proud, even though they were mortified by the early films because no one liked them.
— John Waters
