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I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, Sometimes. — Joe R. Lansdale

Sometimes he felt as if he had stepped into an alternate universe where the old laws of nature and what was right and wrong did not apply. — Joe R. Lansdale

Over-confidence is the way to give your soul to the devil an inch at a time. — Joe R. Lansdale

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head. — Joe R. Lansdale

If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
— Joe R. Lansdale

A day without the sun is like you know, night

— Joe R. Lansdale

But killing a man ought to mean something, even if you have to do it. — Joe R. Lansdale

Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole."
"Just call me a tease. — Joe R. Lansdale

I'm so bored I could sing to my dick. — Joe R. Lansdale

Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.
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(yes I know funner isn't a word) — Joe R. Lansdale

All us humans are fouled on both ends. One we shit out of, and the other we talk shit out of. — Joe R. Lansdale

What is really yours? The blessings you bring to yourself, through your spoken or silent word, the things you see with your inner eye. — Florence Scovel Shinn

I get the whole lost-your-parents thing. Been there. But that don't have to turn you stupid. That's a choice, like wearing green stretch pants. — Joe R. Lansdale

You need to read some Agatha Christie, man.
Why? Am I being punished? — Joe R. Lansdale

Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord
and shotgun do your stuff — Joe R. Lansdale

Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh. — Joe R. Lansdale

The big thing for actors is the level of commitment. — Shia Labeouf

That's love for you. When it's good, it's magic. When it isn't, it just pees all in your soup. — Joe R. Lansdale

It's one thing to wave at the Devil from afar, quite another to shake the bastard's hand. — Joe R. Lansdale

Size and strength didn't intimidate Herman. As he told me later, no matter how big they grow, balls and eyes stay soft and a tire tool has no friends. — Joe R. Lansdale

Some things you do, not because they're pleasant, but because they have to be done. — Joe R. Lansdale

You can do ... it's beautiful. He came close, and wrapped — Laura Lam

the Texas stars shining down like rattlesnake eyes showing in a deep, dark wood. — Joe R. Lansdale

In polite society what you say to an attractive woman who is dressed in a way that makes you understand the power of biology is, "You look nice. — Joe R. Lansdale

The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion. — Joe R. Lansdale

You were a dream. Then a reality. Now a memory. — Pleasefindthis

God is an idea, the devil is us. — Joe R. Lansdale

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good. — Bill Gates

Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too. — Joe R. Lansdale

Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much. — Joe R. Lansdale

It takes me a while to come out of myself and get to know people. — Leona Lewis

We left the way one leaves a cherished but impossible love: our hearts heavy with regret but beating with great hope. — Mirta Ojito

Deep down I think I may be just like everyone else. And do you know what, Harry?"
"No sir."
"That bothers me. — Joe R. Lansdale

I trust the sun to rise and the sun to set, though I know one day it will do these things without me. — Joe R. Lansdale

There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable. — Joe R. Lansdale

I got something to say to you, big shot."
"Say it, then," I said, "while I'm used to the drone of your voice. I'd rather not get acclimated again. — Joe R. Lansdale

Genetic code is a divine writing. — Toba Beta