Joe Lansdale Quotes
Collection of top 37 famous quotes about Joe Lansdale
Joe Lansdale Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Joe Lansdale quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, Sometimes.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Sometimes he felt as if he had stepped into an alternate universe where the old laws of nature and what was right and wrong did not apply.
— Joe R. Lansdale
It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.
— Joe R. Lansdale
If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it. — Joe R. Lansdale
A day without the sun is like you know, night — Joe R. Lansdale
But killing a man ought to mean something, even if you have to do it.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole.""Just call me a tease. — Joe R. Lansdale
I'm so bored I could sing to my dick.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.=]
(yes I know funner isn't a word) — Joe R. Lansdale
All us humans are fouled on both ends. One we shit out of, and the other we talk shit out of.
— Joe R. Lansdale
What is really yours? The blessings you bring to yourself, through your spoken or silent word, the things you see with your inner eye.
— Florence Scovel Shinn
I get the whole lost-your-parents thing. Been there. But that don't have to turn you stupid. That's a choice, like wearing green stretch pants.
— Joe R. Lansdale
You need to read some Agatha Christie, man.Why? Am I being punished? — Joe R. Lansdale
Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord and shotgun do your stuff — Joe R. Lansdale
Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh.
— Joe R. Lansdale
The big thing for actors is the level of commitment.
— Shia Labeouf
That's love for you. When it's good, it's magic. When it isn't, it just pees all in your soup.
— Joe R. Lansdale
It's one thing to wave at the Devil from afar, quite another to shake the bastard's hand.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Size and strength didn't intimidate Herman. As he told me later, no matter how big they grow, balls and eyes stay soft and a tire tool has no friends.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Some things you do, not because they're pleasant, but because they have to be done.
— Joe R. Lansdale
In polite society what you say to an attractive woman who is dressed in a way that makes you understand the power of biology is, "You look nice.
— Joe R. Lansdale
The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion.
— Joe R. Lansdale
You were a dream. Then a reality. Now a memory.
— Pleasefindthis
God is an idea, the devil is us.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.
— Joe R. Lansdale
Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much.
— Joe R. Lansdale
We left the way one leaves a cherished but impossible love: our hearts heavy with regret but beating with great hope.
— Mirta Ojito
Deep down I think I may be just like everyone else. And do you know what, Harry?""No sir."
"That bothers me. — Joe R. Lansdale
I trust the sun to rise and the sun to set, though I know one day it will do these things without me.
— Joe R. Lansdale
There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable.
— Joe R. Lansdale
I got something to say to you, big shot.""Say it, then," I said, "while I'm used to the drone of your voice. I'd rather not get acclimated again. — Joe R. Lansdale
Genetic code is a divine writing.
— Toba Beta