Jockstrap Quotes

Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not. — Nick Pageant

There is no theory that is not a fragment, carefully prepared, of some autobiography. — Paul Valery

If you're improvising with Paul Reiser, man, you'd better hold on tight! — Daniel Stern

Hollywood used to control the distribution; now Silicon Valley does. — Dana Brunetti

What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Death is the most sophisticated form of beauty, and the most difficult to accept. — Simon Van Booy

That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete! — Vernon D. Burns

Anybody can be a great photographer if they zoom in enough on what they love. — David Bailey

Anyone who comes into your life, under any circumstances, has something to teach you. — Martha Beck

Nature often lets us down when we most need her; let us turn to art. — Baltasar Gracian

My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out] — David Wishart

Ach, noo yer talkin' oour language," said Rob Anybody. "Not ... quite," said Tiffany. — Terry Pratchett

Fear and other emotions are based on assumptions, presuppositions, and expectations; they are constructed in the brain from nonemotional ingredients. — Joseph E. Ledoux

The work of a crowd is always inferior, whatever its nature, to that of an isolated individual. — Gustave Le Bon

The hazard of confessional books is how fast the world moves on while they're written. — Tina Brown

Did you come out of the womb a dickhead or develop that jockstrap personality on your own? (Hunter) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The cell door opened. My hands went to my eyes. Why was the door opened? I wasn't dead yet. I think. — Paul W.S. Bowler

Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury. Why? — Kerry Thornley

That first inch was the hardest. The longest inch in the universe. The inch that stretched a thousand miles. — Rick Yancey

Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth. — Tom O'Reilly