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I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. — George H. W. Bush

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way. — Dov Davidoff

Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs. — Lauren London

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. — Edmund S. Muskie

Design is a funny word. Some people think Design means how it looks. But, of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works. - Steve Jobs — John Morgan

There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. — Jeff Daniels

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more. — Scott Adams

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door. — Bill Bailey

If what Locke is doing were larking about, corpses could get jobs as acrobats. — Scott Lynch

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. — W.C. Fields

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. — Jerry Seinfeld

The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay. — Oscar Wilde

I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices. — Natalie Portman

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error. — Dennis Miller

We lead in exporting jobs. — Dan Quayle

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become. — Nathan Fillion

It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks — Colin Baker

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. — Henny Youngman

Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds. — Frank Bruno

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever. — Milton Jones

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. — Doug Stanhope

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all. — Mark Lawrence

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad — Rhod Gilbert

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. — Rick Baker

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby

The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it. — Steve Jobs