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Joan Rivers Fashion Quotes & Sayings

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"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'" — Joan Rivers

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.' — Joan Rivers

The voice inside your head is not the voice of god. It just sounds like it thinks it is. — Cheri Huber

There was no such thing as curses. People make and break their own fortunes -they are the masters of their own fate. — Ally Carter

Being a POW certainly doesn't qualify anyone to be president. — Fred Thompson

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it. — Joan Rivers

The moment you stop to think about whether you love someone, you've already stopped loving that person forever. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly. — Joan Rivers

I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck — Joan Rivers

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it! — Joan Rivers

Time is chasing after all of us. — Eileen Essell

I've been told there are five stages of grief, and if that's true, then he's stuck in stage one; denial. — Jenny Downham

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done. — P. J. O'Rourke

The creation of Physics is the shared heritage of all mankind. East and West, North and South have equally participated in it. — Abdus Salam

Tomorrow," Minho added. "Somehow, some way. — James Dashner

Where the heart lies, let the brain lie also — Robert Browning

My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here. — Joan Rivers

As politicians we have to make very difficult decisions and one ... is when freedom of speech actually insults public safety. — Tulip Siddiq

When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. — Joan Rivers

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud. — Joan Rivers

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't. — Joan Rivers

There are so many women on the floor of Congress, it looks like a mall. — Henry Hyde

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death. — Joan Rivers