Joan Crawford Quotes: top 53 famous quotes about Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford Quotes & Sayings

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I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser. — Joan Crawford

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. — Joan Crawford

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? — Bette Davis

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good ... Joan Crawford is dead. Good. — Bette Davis

Joan Crawford is a movie star. I am an actress. — Bette Davis

There's is not enough money in Hollywood to lure me into making another picture with Joan Crawford. And I like money. — Sterling Hayden

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me. — Joan Crawford

All that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help. — Joan Crawford

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend. — Joan Crawford

No wire hangers! — Joan Crawford

Learn to breathe, learn to speak , but first ..learn to feel — Joan Crawford

Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good. — Joan Crawford

Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh — Joan Crawford

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did. — Joan Crawford

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles. — Joan Crawford

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop. — Joan Crawford

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford is a movie queen. I had never met one before. I know now what I don't want to be. — Mercedes McCambridge

I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did. — Joan Crawford

My tears speak for me. — Joan Crawford

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. — Joan Crawford

Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star. — Joan Crawford

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed. — Joan Crawford

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love. — Joan Crawford

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door. — Joan Crawford

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both". — Joan Crawford

Love is fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,you can never tell. — Joan Crawford

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide. — Joan Crawford

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead. — Joan Crawford

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - JOAN CRAWFORD — Jill Alexander Essbaum

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces. — Joan Crawford

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman. — Joan Crawford

Choose your clothes for your way of life. — Joan Crawford

My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred. — Joan Crawford

Be afraid of nothing. — Joan Crawford

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty ... in every form. — Joan Crawford

There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going. — Bette Davis

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life? — Joan Crawford

Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo. — Joan Crawford

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it? — Joan Crawford

A Joan Crawford dress looks really good on an hourglass figure. — Trinny Woodall

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. — Joan Crawford

The Joan Crawford that I've heard about in 'Mommie Dearest' is not the Joan Crawford I knew back when. — Douglas Fairbanks Jr.

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house. — Joan Crawford

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else. — Joan Crawford

As a human being, Joan Crawford is a great actress. — Nicholas Ray

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment. — Joan Crawford

Dammit ... Don't you dare ask God to help me. — Joan Crawford

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are? — Joan Crawford

If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody — Joan Crawford

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man. — Joan Crawford

I wouldnt piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire — Bette Davis

I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't. — Joan Crawford