Jimmy Kimmel Quotes
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Jimmy Kimmel Quotes & Sayings
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People's lives are boring.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses to leave.
— Tom Shales
I never imagined being on television.
— Jimmy Kimmel
When I look into the eyes of my Prince, and my daughter Paris, I see miracles and I see beauty.
— Michael Jackson
It all ends in tears anyway.
— Jack Kerouac
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.
— Roseanne Barr
When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Pigpen claps my arm and smiles at me like he did the night I was patched in. "Welcome back, brother. Now let's get to work.
— Katie McGarry
My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Humility is not an attribute but a key to development.
— Zoltan Andrejkovics
You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.
— Jimmy Kimmel
The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have been.
— John Greenleaf Whittier
For Nazareth was ordained to be Christ's home, so that he might bear the name of Nazarene which was rightly his.
— John Calvin
If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I only get unusual ailments.
— Jimmy Kimmel
The Founding Fathers' instructions were clear: The right to free speech includes bad speech; it means tolerance of ideas that many find obnoxious.
— David Ignatius
I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.
— Jimmy Kimmel
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
— Jimmy Kimmel
On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.
— Mike Birbiglia
Hey, it's Florida. Toss a beach ball at me, I'll empty my .45 into you and be home in time for Jimmy Kimmel.
— Paul Levine
You must improvise, adapt, and overcome.
— Conor McGregor
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.
— Jimmy Kimmel
My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.
— Jimmy Kimmel
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I'm a terrible golfer.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Turn around? No. Keep going, it's the only way to make sure I don't end up going back and forth.
— Teri Terry
I describe myself as a human being.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?
— Jimmy Kimmel
I worked and now I can write, Experience is everything.
— Andrew M. Gallagher
I can't be as flip as I once was.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
— Jimmy Kimmel