Jim Gaffigan Bacon Quotes
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Jim Gaffigan Bacon Quotes & Sayings
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Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
— Squidward Tentacles
If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat.
— Jim Gaffigan
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
— Jim Gaffigan
If it stays as it is I can't see it altering.
— Graham Taylor
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon.
— Jim Gaffigan
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
— Jim Gaffigan
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
— Jim Gaffigan
You have two options. work on someone else's ideas and make some money or generate ideas make them work and become a millionaire.
— Roberto Llamas
The universe is a gigantic non-spatial computer.
— Kedar Joshi
I'm a free spirit, so if I am with someone it has to be a man who understands that, and not all men do.
— Marisa Berenson
When you hear bacon cooking ... that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking ... that's applause.
— Jim Gaffigan
