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Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about

Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: That's so typical. You won't steal a baby,

That's so typical. You won't steal a baby, but you're too lazy to conjugate. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: It hurts!" bellowed Ramirez drunkenly, flinging a last

It hurts!" bellowed Ramirez drunkenly, flinging a last pair of bolts at a fleeing ghoul. "Ow! Ow, it hurts! It hurts to be this *good*! — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Later. Bad habit to get into," Thomas said.

Later. Bad habit to get into," Thomas said. "Life's too short. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I didn't follow her right away. She didn't

I didn't follow her right away. She didn't look back. Stab. Twist. God, I love being a wizard. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: It's a tradition," Grimm said. "Were traditions rational,

It's a tradition," Grimm said. "Were traditions rational, they'd be procedures. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: If you weren't getting pretty close to crazy

If you weren't getting pretty close to crazy right now, would you be talking to yourself right now? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: He was wrong, that doesn't make him a

He was wrong, that doesn't make him a villian. That makes him an asshole. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: But I'd never been very good at expressing

But I'd never been very good at expressing myself verbally. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'm getting dumber by the minute," I confirmed.

I'm getting dumber by the minute," I confirmed. "Ask anybody. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Worry is fear in disguise.

Worry is fear in disguise. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: One can have only as much preparation as

One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: This is what it look like when it

This is what it look like when it WORKS? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Home is where, when you go there and

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: My cat walked on my face just after

My cat walked on my face just after dawn. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'm dealing with a lot of scary things.

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Her fate was, she realized, entirely in the

Her fate was, she realized, entirely in the hands of another person. Captain — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Mab narrowed her eyes, and a little smile

Mab narrowed her eyes, and a little smile graced her lips. "Impudent," she said. "It's sweet on you. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: It's a shadelight. Some of my men put

It's a shadelight. Some of my men put one up whenever I lose a member of the crew. To light his shade's way back to his bunk, so he can rest. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Because it needs to be said," she murmured.

Because it needs to be said," she murmured. "Because that's what happened. You deserve to know that. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles! — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my,

There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my, ah, disposition. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Fear is a funny thing. In the right

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Me and polite have never been on close

Me and polite have never been on close terms. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: The Shroud was old, and regarded as special,

The Shroud was old, and regarded as special, and people believed in it. That could be enough to give it a kind of power, all by itself. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: The worst lies are almost always silence -

The worst lies are almost always silence - or else truth, tainted with just enough deception to rot it to the core. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: It's not everyone who can teach you something

It's not everyone who can teach you something about faith without saying a word to do it. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: But mostly, it ends badly when wizards try

But mostly, it ends badly when wizards try to stay too close to their kin. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Whatever you do, do it for love. If

Whatever you do, do it for love. If you keep to that, your path will never wander so far from the light that you can never return. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: With your head, the wall breaks first.

With your head, the wall breaks first. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I brought the Beetle to life with a

I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled ... — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: You okay?" Fix asked her. "Have to be,"

You okay?" Fix asked her.
"Have to be," she said. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: In for a sheep, in for a gargant.

In for a sheep, in for a gargant. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Alone. It's one of those small words that

Alone. It's one of those small words that means entirely too much. Like fear. Or trust. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: More than anything, she wanted to be someplace

More than anything, she wanted to be someplace warm and safe
but duty was a cold and barren shelter for a wounded spirit. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I died. I died and someone made a

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding! — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I know what it's like to lose it.

I know what it's like to lose it. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Polka will never die!" Butters screamed. "I can't

Polka will never die!" Butters screamed. "I can't believe I'm hearing this," Thomas muttered. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: It's an old place, but it sings in

It's an old place, but it sings in the darkness and is, in its own quirky little way, alive. It's home. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I just stood there staring, because while I've

I just stood there staring, because while I've seen a lot of weird things, I hadn't ever seen that. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl.

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: How about it, wizard? Cop? Maybe you've got

How about it, wizard? Cop? Maybe you've got stones enough to take it when I threaten you. I can admire that. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: The deepest joys and most terrible wounds were

The deepest joys and most terrible wounds were both to be had from family. The — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I kicked him in the head with my

I kicked him in the head with my rented formal shoes. My shoe went flying off, which I was pretty sure never happened to James Bond. The — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I declared her brain frozen and assumed command

I declared her brain frozen and assumed command of the local Warden detachment, which was handy, since it consisted of only me anyway. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: But I don't understand God. I don't understand

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: A duel would mean a fair fight, and

A duel would mean a fair fight, and I hate fair fights. In the words of a murderous Faerie Queen, they're too easy to lose. Of — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: There is no spoon.

There is no spoon. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hell's bells," I muttered. "Harry, you idiot, when

Hell's bells," I muttered. "Harry, you idiot, when will you learn not to victory gloat? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: You aren't explaining it very well." "Maybe," I

You aren't explaining it very well." "Maybe," I said. "Or maybe you aren't learning it very well. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I've never lost a duel to the death.

I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: And since when had I become the guy

And since when had I become the guy that things happened to ten years ago? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: See? This is why I'm not religious. I

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: God save me from idealists.

God save me from idealists. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: This is ridiculous. I look like the Games

This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Build a man a fire and he's warm

Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I said. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: That's the great thing about being a wizard.

That's the great thing about being a wizard. I can always tell myself, honestly, that things could be worse. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Here there be monster." Bob whispered, half hysterically.

Here there be monster." Bob whispered, half hysterically. "Run! Run already! — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: His red hair was buzz cut, and he

His red hair was buzz cut, and he wore his ill-fitting suit like something that he planned to rip his way out of when he turned into the Hulk. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Mister went to his spot before the fireplace

Mister went to his spot before the fireplace and demanded that it be made warm. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: But... my choices haven't always been very good,"

But... my choices haven't always been very good," I said.
"Whose have?" he asked. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: seeing a wizard cut loose can do that

seeing a wizard cut loose can do that to — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: So you really could die. Your godmother is

So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake." "Crazy like a fox," I said. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: In the Midwest, if you show up to

In the Midwest, if you show up to a college town on a weekend, you risk running into a football game. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Imagine Smaug's treasure hoard. Now imagine Smaug with

Imagine Smaug's treasure hoard. Now imagine Smaug with crippling levels of obsessive-compulsive disorder and fanatic good taste. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: My doubts vanished as well. Doubt was for

My doubts vanished as well. Doubt was for things that did not know their purpose, and I knew mine. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Thank God for wisecracks.

Thank God for wisecracks. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Woof," said Billy the Werewolf.

Woof," said Billy the Werewolf. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Everyone is down on pain, because they forget

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Speak only to those who listen. Anything else

Speak only to those who listen. Anything else is a waste of breath. The answers to your questions were there, if you listened for them. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: If she were in a race for her

If she were in a race for her life, that roar was the starter pistol. If God were the referee, He had just shouted Go. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: the worst madmen don't seem odd at all,"

the worst madmen don't seem odd at all," Grimm said. "They appear to be quite calm and rational, in fact. Until the screaming starts. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: One day," I told myself, "one brave and

One day," I told myself, "one brave and magnificent day, I will actually be cool." I — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Magic is a lot like language: it's all

Magic is a lot like language: it's all about stringing things together,
linking one thing with another, one idea with another. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: What the hell kind of Hell was this

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: You can tell a great deal about a

You can tell a great deal about a person by looking at the people who share his life. Isana — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: It isn't enough to stand up and fight

It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness. You've got to stand apart from it, too. You've got to be different from it. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: It's irrational and childish for me to be

It's irrational and childish for me to be upset, and I don't care. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hi, God, it's me, Harry. Please don't turn

Hi, God, it's me, Harry. Please don't turn me into a pillar of salt. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Do you want to be my dad?

Do you want to be my dad? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Pansy," Murphy sneered.Thomas leered at her. "You make

Pansy," Murphy sneered.
Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: The energy of night was far different than

The energy of night was far different than that of the daylight - not inherently evil, but wilder, more dangerous, more unpredictable. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: That's the worst part about the walking dead

That's the worst part about the walking dead ... the stains. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: My gast was pretty well flabbered.

My gast was pretty well flabbered. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Chew and smile? At the same time? Do

Chew and smile? At the same time? Do I look like Jackie Chan? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: He had no frame of reference, and couldn't

He had no frame of reference, and couldn't read - most faeries were studiously averse to print. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: If you go exploring, you might find something

If you go exploring, you might find something that could hurt you."
"If one doesn't , one is not truly exploring — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: One thing you can count on when visiting

One thing you can count on when visiting the Nevernever: you don't ever get bored. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily.

I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: ...as nervous as a bird in a coal

...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: There's nothing that makes you more insane than

There's nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more ... secure. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I've always admired your ability to make jokes

I've always admired your ability to make jokes when faced with adversity. — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Oh, I get it," I said. "You're Evil

Oh, I get it," I said. "You're Evil Harry, lurking inside Good Harry. Right? And you only come out at night? — Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I can disintegrate a virgin's inhibitions at fifty

I can disintegrate a virgin's inhibitions at fifty paces, but I can't last two weeks at a job where I'm wearing a stupid hairnet and a paper hat. — Jim Butcher