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The story of Jesus turning water into wine was not just a story in the life of Jesus; it is the story of His life! — Susie Michaels

Jesus walked on water, so maybe he makes aquifers, too. — Paolo Bacigalupi

Entering the waters of baptism is something we do. The be that must precede it is faith in Jesus Christ and a mighty change of heart. — Lynn G. Robbins

Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak. — Edward Abbey

[Jesus] was born and baptized that by his suffering he might purify the water. — Ignatius Of Antioch

How about I bring you a water and something else?" she insisted. "On me?"
What, like your vagina in a cup? Jesus. — R.S. Grey

The bloody organ we call the heart pumps life through our veins like Jesus offers hope for our souls. Are you thirsty for more? — Chris Vonada

The water of the river Jordan, in the name of Jesus, be driven back! — Ademola Adejumo

The danger we have is that we want to water down what Jesus said to make it mean something that aligns with our common sense. — Oswald Chambers

I used to pump the water by hand — The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints

Water? At a wedding? I don't understand," he asks in confusion. "Did you invite Jesus? That's the only way that will be acceptable. — Tara Sivec

Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water. — Mr. T

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston

O Blood and Water, which gushed forth from the Heart of Jesus as a fount of Mercy for us, I trust in you. — Bob Lord

Shame is the raincoat over the soul repelling the living water of Jesus that would otherwise establish us as the beloved of God. — Andrew Comiskey

Jesus walked on water because the sailboat was too slow. — Linus Wilson

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' — Sam Kinison

jesus can walk on water, but Chick Norris can swim through land — Mestre Deputado

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water. — Various

Pieces don't fit. Wine runs out. Water bottles burst. These are facts of life. But Jesus responds with this invitation: "Bring your problems to me. — Max Lucado

I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid. — George Watsky

Jesus, our head, is already in heaven; and if the head be above water, the body cannot drown. — John Flavel

He comes into the world God knows how, walks on the water, gets out of his grave and goes up off the Hill of Howth. What drivel is this? — James Joyce

Jesus did not need a rod like Moses or a mantle like Elijah to deal with water — Herbert Lockyer

No one wants your worries ... not even you. Anxiety comes at a high cost. Let Jesus lead you beside still waters. — Max Lucado

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something. — Sarah Silverman

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to the Romans while Jesus slept? — Ghostface Killah

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? — Bo Burnham

I just try to love and serve everyone, and bring everyone water, and lend an ear; that's what Jesus said to do. — Anne Lamott

If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up. — Richard Kadrey

Jesus Christ Home of Love, where love flows and overflows like streams of water, love that brings Hope, truth, saves, heals and gives life. — Evans Biya

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly. — Scott Adams