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New Jersey. If there's anyone more purely foolish than a New Yorker, it's a fellow from New Jersey. — Stephen King

Growing up in a New Jersey suburb, my Catholic faith was an important part of my young life, shaping the way I approached the world. — James Lecesne

I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey. — Joe Tex

Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch. — Raymond Sokolov

Jersey gets a bad rap. Most people make an assessment of this state on the ride from Newark Airport into Manhattan. — Eddie Trunk

In a cab back in Jersey, I finally answered one of thirty-three of Kyle's text messages (he called forty-seven times, I shit you not. Who does that!) — L.D. Davis

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away. — Melissa Rauch

Mrs. Reilly called in that accent that occurs south of New Jersey only in New Orleans, that Hoboken near the Gulf of Mexico. — John Kennedy Toole

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York. — Fran Lebowitz

In the eight years before I became governor, there was zero net private sector job growth in New Jersey. Zero. For eight years. — Chris Christie

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. — Donald Trump

We could see the Teamsters coming in from New Jersey, the AFL-CIO from Chicago. You could see all of the people being bused in. — Scott Walker

People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous. — Teresa Giudice

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

Ali was sorry she ever compared Rugby Jersey guy to a giant bumblebee. — Julie Ann Walker

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey. — Charles Barkley

We are keeping New Jersey one step, several steps, ahead of terrorism. — Richard J. Codey

If you dont live, eat, breathe, football, then youre not a true football player. You just wear the jersey. — Sergio Ramos

I grew up in suburban New Jersey in a transitional area that was surrounded by farmland that wasn't being cultivated. — James Balog

I was born in New Jersey but grew up mostly in Florida. My dad died when I was 8. — John Joseph Adams

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes. — Deborah Kerr

A particularly Jersey malaise
the inextinguishable longing for elsewheres. — Junot Diaz

I don't have a Jersey dialect. So when I approached the singing, I approached it the same way as an actor I approach a dialect, just as a singer. — John Lloyd Young

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey. — Robert Anton Wilson

Never wear pride as the jersey of your dreams. You will miss the goal and lose your dreams if you put on pride! — Israelmore Ayivor

Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey. — Jason Alexander

I look at my jersey and see the NBA logo, I'm like, 'I didn't think I'd be here.' — Kevin Durant

New Jersey, in 1844, became the last state to add the qualifying male to citizen, and women who had been voting all along could not vote anymore. — Ann Jones

I'm from New Jersey / I don't expect too much / If the world ended today / I would adjust ... — John Gorka

I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore. — E.J. Copperman

What's it mean; are you determined
To make modern all mankind?
If so, you should be be-sermoned
And brought back to healthy mind. — Charles C. Abbott

There are a great number of people from New Jersey who go on to have pretty successful careers. — Kerry Bishe