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Thank God it wasn't beef jerky, or I might've ended up dead."

"The President's Neighbor" a comedy script by Brett Bacon. — Brett Bacon

So I guess I'm thankful that there'll always be jerky boys to remind us that we're worth more. — Elizabeth Eulberg

Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion. — Edward Abbey

I'd never considered myself socially retarded until that moment. — C.J. Roberts

I play myself on everything I do. — Hannibal Buress

My career has been full of remarkable coincidences that have nothing to do with me. — Jack Lemmon

I've always been obsessed by beef jerky. — Elizabeth Hurley

The professor at the boxing gymnasium wore mustaches and was very precise and jerky and went all to pieces if you started after him. — Ernest Hemingway,

So well thy words become thee as thy wounds; — William Shakespeare

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson

Don't women think that all men are jerky twelve-year-olds at heart?" "Hey, if the heart fits. — Gillian Flynn

Here is the basic question: Are we marionettes, or are we creatures of free will who just happen to have a lot of jerky reflexes? — Robert Breault

Dear Mr. Gibbon. Sorry I was absent. Here is some salted food. Please grade it the way you would a jenti piece of beef jerky. — Douglas Rees

I eat beef jerky and ride with bare feet on the dashboard. We — Gillian Flynn

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky! — Lenny Bruce

Oh man, a six pack of soda - five dollars, bag of beef jerky - six dollars, scaring the living shit out of your best friend - priceless, — Dominick Anderson

The more hopeless you were, the farther away they hid you. — Sylvia Plath

I think the soul must be heavy and smooth, Myrna: I deduce this from the buoyant, jerky movements of puppets, which lack souls. — Helen Oyeyemi

To heed the discovery is the key — Sunday Adelaja

You wont man that son of a bitch, said Brown. I can man anything that eats. Get me a piece of jerky. — Cormac McCarthy

Beauty is nothing else but a just accord and mutual harmony of the members, animated by a healthful constitution. — John Dryden

People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped. — Nadine Gordimer

I know more English than Spanish, but I'm always a little embarrassed. — Romain Duris

Looking at her, Stoner was assailed by a consciousness of his own heavy clumsiness. — John Edward Williams

Look, the dominate-male thing was hot in bed, but it's jerky in real life, just so you know. — Maisey Yates