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Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself. — Christina Grimmie

There is some blogging jerk out there who feels he can generalize his way to validity. — Neil Young

Don't become a jerk. Don't get lazy. Don't get entitled. — Jon Acuff

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. — Lee Iacocca

Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far. — Logan Green

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest. — Christian Bale

Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk. — Lisa Turner

I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk. — Amy Weber

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now. — Doug Stanhope

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks ... — Jack Germond

He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you! — Renee Wade

I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey

I'd hate to find out that the universe really wasn't conspiring against me. It would jerk the rug out from under my persecution complex. — Jim Butcher

Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable. — Cameron Jace

I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started. — Martin Shkreli

And even though I know he's a jerk,and I know all that he's gonna do is hurt me,I still love him.I still want him,and I hate myself for it. — Alice

If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive? — Jonathan Goldstein

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable. — Lisa McMann

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.) — Lena Dunham

You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it. — Justin Halpern

I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't. — Terry Fox

Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line. — Kami Garcia

Good morrow to you, Jessie," Kendrick called. "Jessica," Richard said, giving Kendrick another jerk. "Her name is Jessica! — Lynn Kurland

How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks! — Bill Crawford

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. — Chuck Klosterman

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet. — Evgeni Kostitsyn

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years. — Harry Connick Jr.

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. — Bonnie Raitt

All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.' — Jerry Seinfeld

What's success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No, money for the most part turns people into jerks. — Chris Sacca

When you're in bad mood,
you find jerk on anywhere. — Toba Beta

Hemmingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins

Club bitch? What dumbass female would want to call herself a club bitch with this fucking jerk around? — R.J. Lewis

Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth? — Priya Ardis

Every time I find something redeeming about you the jerk side messes it up. — Mina Carter

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. — Homer

Of course,it had to be just a rebound thing. There was no way I was interested in this arrogant, obnoxious jerk. No matter how hot he might be. — Jenna Black

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player. — Reggie Jackson

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes. — Noah Baumbach

The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee- pad conservative ... — Edward Abbey

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk. — Greg Behrendt

If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don't just skulk around. — J.M. Richards

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks. — Bill Hicks

He closes his right eye and peers down the barrel with his left and fires. Lilly doesn't jerk at the noise - not — Robert Kirkman

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god! — Willie Aames

When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath. — Fred Durst

Er ... er ... Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk, sir? — Terry Pratchett

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are. — Kurt Vonnegut

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. — Greg Behrendt

I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian. — Rupert Murdoch

I was born a poor black child. — Al Gore

I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery. — Kendare Blake

Jerk? Is that the best you've got? How disappointing. — Michelle Rowen

When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job. — Catherine Anderson

My jerk alarm's been tripped! — Tachibana Higuchi

Politics means facing up to hard choices and facing down prejudice, short-termism, the easy, tempting court of knee-jerk public reaction. — Charles Kennedy

There's always a high school jerk, isn't there? But I didn't date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls' private school for ten years. — Emmanuelle Vaugier

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks

Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux

I know that makes me sound like a jerk and maybe in some way I was, but girls play games too. Guys are just more likely to admit to it. — Nyrae Dawn

I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray

Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand. — David Levithan

Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking. — Kylie Scott

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. — Julian Casablancas

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren

I'm grieving over what a jerk you are... — Maria Semple

You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far. — Melanie Marchande

I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents. — Spike Jonze

Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. — Karen Salmansohn

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever. — Seann William Scott

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk

Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television. — Douglas Hurd

..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that.... — Finn Marlowe

All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making. — Joshua Ferris

TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE — Rick Riordan

Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door. — Rick Remender

We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us. — Sheena Iyengar

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. — Leonardo DiCaprio

His paternal tone irked me no end, and that helped to steel my resolve. I couldn't sell out the the Sixers. — Ernest Cline

Hemingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins

The easiest way to disarm a bully or a jerk is to take any insult he throws at you and follow it with, 'I know, and isn't it fabulous?! — Dan Pearce

But today? I'm taking the low road because that man, that jerk, deserves it, whoever he is. Fucking asshole ... — Winter Renshaw

The danger in reviewing and teaching literature for a living (is) you can develop a kind of knee-jerk superiority to the material you're decoding — Maureen Corrigan

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk. — Terry Pratchett

Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around. — Larry Robinson

You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks. — William Safire

You jerk off feel great you wanna go working out.Keep jerking off and working out life is good. — Elliott Hulse

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am. — Pete Sampras

Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk. — Brandon Sanderson

The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy. — Frederick Lenz

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

Jack in and jerk off, kid! You too can save the world ... from those evil, bug-eyed commies from space! — Hal Duncan

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. — Charlie Chaplin

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. — Ryan Adams

Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody. — Haruki Murakami

I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it. — Robert Thier