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Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot? — Jeremy Robert Johnson

They'd insert a probe into the patient's head to press the nodule and the patient's immediate response would be to shout out, "FUCK IT! WHY NOT? — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Quiet customers get served first. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything. — Jen Lancaster

Billion dollar bonuses turned rules into polite suggestions. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Well, you put a gun to my head."
"No. I put a suggestion in your mind and a gun in your hands. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

I considered going off grid, but where was "off grid" anymore that didn't require me to know how to kill an elephant seal and live off its blubber? — Jeremy Robert Johnson

I wasn't a hoarder, but I knew my place gave off a Feral Child Hidey Hole vibe. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Man, Books & Booze is cool, right?. That's the most fun I've had in an interview this year. Definitely the most singing I've done. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

The terrible loop began on a Tuesday and didn't end until the day I saw a skullcracker swallow the brain of a bank-hired assassin. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

But my social circle had dwindled. Hell, all I had was a social dot - just me on a one man continuum. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Tears are words the heart can't express — Gerard Way

If you so much as snicker, I will kill you all. — Robin LaFevers

Took to typing as quickly and loudly as possible and yelling, "I'm in!" when accessing basic programs. Made me feel like a hacker. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

All of this took about a minute, but time stretches out when you're witnessing an abomination. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

I had to leave. She would have died for my sake. Wasn't it better for me to live a half life for her sake? — Jeanette Winterson

When you hunt predators, the best camouflage is weakness. — Andrew Vachss

And I'd let him- not because I weakened and wanted sex, but because it would have been spiteful, beyond redemption, not to allow us this hope. — Amy Tan

You must understand the immense power of self-serving delusion." I — Jeremy Robert Johnson

I mistakenly believed that my life had finally reached the peak of Crazy Bullshit Mountain. Hindsight — Jeremy Robert Johnson

You can tell when they're coming for you if you study their faces. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

True friendship is not burdened by anything. — Eraldo Banovac

By the time I twenty, I was just like everyone else. I still am — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Loneliness is a hell of a drug. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

The bodies of a man and his dog fused together, skin and fur melded. Nobody wanted to die alone. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck 'em and God Bless 'em. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Once I catch a serious FUCK IT wave, I ride that thing right up to the sand. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

He's just a guy who got caught up in a bad habit and made a few mistakes at work." "He's — Jeremy Robert Johnson