Jenny O'connell Quotes
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Maybe it's not about having a plan, or even a plan B. Maybe it's about seeing where life takes you and learning to enjoy the ride.
— Jenny O'Connell
The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
— Kirstie Alley
Fake flattery or not, his words spiked my system with happy. Behold, the power of a guy paying attention to a girl.
— Jenny B. Jones
I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.
— Jenny Eclair
Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.
— Jenny Mollen
Don't use a pick-up line.
— Jenny Slate
You can't buy happiness. You can't earn it. God isn't counting all the deals you're racking up.
— Jenny B. Jones
And it's nighttime," said Jenny. She sighed. "I'm going home.
— Leonard Richardson
You'll go about your day, and you will miss him at first, but over time it will ease. It will lessen.
— Jenny Han
A little knowledge can go a long way.
— Jenny Holzer
The world always looks nicer when it's a little blurry - that's why so many of us have a second glass of wine at dinner.
— Jenny Lawson
I just realized that men get stiletto knives and women get stiletto shoes. This whole thing is fucked.
— Jenny Lawson
Maybe that was how it was with all first loves. They own a little piece of your heart, always.
— Jenny Han
We're married, remember? Nobody's breaking up with anybody.
— Jenny Offill
I could never be with someone who didn't understand how important my family is to me. When
— Jenny Han
Pretend you're good at it." It seemed too simple, but it was all I had so I scrawled the words on my arm and repeated it as a mantra.
— Jenny Lawson
He was Pinocchio to my Gepetto.
— Jenny O'Connell
[H]iding how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice, it just makes you a liar.
— Jenny O'Connell
Relationships should be like flat pack; come with easy to follow instructions so that you knew which bits fitted where
— Jenny O'Brien
Perhaps he should give up on love and just build furniture instead. He could do with a few more free standing wardrobes for a start.
— Jenny O'Brien
People can have nicknames. Body parts should not.
— Jenny O'Connell
Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem.
— Jenny O'Connell
It (her wedding dress) was the kind of dress that both Scarlett O'Hara and Princess Diana would have deemed 'over the top'.
— Jenny Lawson
When it's a folk festival, there's more of an intention on the song and connecting with people.
— Jenny O.
As ugly as the truth is, it's even uglier when someone says out loud what you've been thinking to yourself.
— Jenny O'Connell
Nothing good happens after two a.m.
— Jenny Han
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.
— Jenny McCarthy
When you start liking pain things start to get interesting.
— Jenny Holzer
armed with the Lark Rise to Candleford trilogy as well as the entire Outlander series to sink into on the journey. It
— Jenny Colgan
How was it possible to hate him so much and still need him so much at the same time?
— Jenny O'Connell
The most profound things are inexpressible.
— Jenny Holzer
trolley with Jenny's body on it was wheeled past us, surrounded
— Rosamund Lupton
Life is long if you let it be.
— Jenny Han
Every breath, every heartbeat, was one less until maybe things stopped hurting this much.
— Jenny Downham
Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.
— Jenny Lawson
Firsts are special.
— Jenny Han
he looked at me and Jean Louise with disgust.
— Jenny Lawson
Nothing like high school. It's a lot of pressure. And . . . I didn't think you'd be so far away." I
— Jenny Han
I rented sloths by the hour.
— Jenny Lawson