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If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT. — Jennifer Saunders

The common workshop goal is revision, not suicide. — Hilma Wolitzer

I've never had Botox. But I like people to imagine I have. — Jennifer Saunders

I do like a bit of flyin'. Comedy flying is one of my favourite things. I think it rates up there with a neck brace for funniness. — Jennifer Saunders

'The Rocky Horror Show' was actually my first musical love. — Jennifer Saunders

I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find something absurd. — Jennifer Saunders

I think it is a bit harder for women starting in comedy. — Jennifer Saunders

You get crushes on people. You have to see them every day in that week. They're a fantastic person, and it could be a man or a woman. — Jennifer Saunders

I did want a boy child because I had this romantic idea that a boy child when he's 16 takes his mother out for dinner. — Jennifer Saunders

Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do. — Jennifer Saunders

My job gives me the attention I'd otherwise crave. — Jennifer Saunders

I came to the Kardashians a bit late, and I'm still just gob-smacked. Who are these people? — Jennifer Saunders

I'd never beat you black and blue. I aim for pink.
Christian Grey — E.L. James

I think Jennifer Saunders would be great in 'Doctor Who.' — Matt Smith

I think the idea of losing your hair is still very potent, emotional thing. — Jennifer Saunders

Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated. — Jennifer Saunders

I absolutely love Scotland. I'm always happy there. — Jennifer Saunders

The way certain men treat women is influenced by the Internet a lot. — Jennifer Saunders

I think people imagine that your fame somehow sort of equates with how much you get paid. — Jennifer Saunders

I can remember the first face-lift show that came on. I rang up everyone - are you watching? I'm watching. — Jennifer Saunders

I haven't got time in my life to do all the things I should be doing, like running and dieting and decorating my house, buying some furniture. — Jennifer Saunders

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. — Ian Desabrais

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. — Jeremy Clarkson

I'm my own worst critic. I could tell the critics a thing or two about my shows. — Jennifer Saunders

Me just being myself in public or on TV is the biggest nightmare in the world. — Jennifer Saunders

I cannot do confrontation. You know that fight or flight thing? I'm flight. I just don't want the argument. — Jennifer Saunders

I lived," Dor said, "but I was not alive. — Mitch Albom

I just wanted to act. I didn't want to do anything else. — Nicholas Lea

I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he's hungry — Wilkie Martin

The truth is, you can be honest with your friends - but you just can't be honest with the general public if you want to keep your friends. — Jennifer Saunders

I recommend a little dose of cancer to anyone. — Jennifer Saunders

People who practice Zen correctly are not spaced-out or unrealistic. They are balanced and grounded. — Frederick Lenz

At home, I relax by gardening, or just pottering. — Jennifer Saunders

Since I was 17, I had been just making records and promoting them. — Kate Bush

Porsches are a great drive. — Jennifer Saunders

When you are doing chemo, you have a load of time. — Jennifer Saunders

Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing. — Jennifer Saunders

Well, I'm lucky because, you see, I'll probably bounce back from this role. — Jennifer Saunders