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And then more quiet, silence so deep it almost drowned out the roar of the night music that pounded away in my secret self. — Jeff Lindsay

The idea of sex is no idea at all. Imagine doing those things - How can you? Where's your sense of dignity? — Jeff Lindsay

It's like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is — Jeff Lindsay

Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people? — Jeff Lindsay

Rita sighed and smiled happily. "Anyway," she said again, and I had to agree. — Jeff Lindsay

In the afternoon, it's impossible to put down any new words. I don't even try. — Jeff Lindsay

Of course I had. That's how I do it. — Jeff Lindsay

My story is simple, straightforward, and unassailable. I learned — Jeff Lindsay

There is nothing, no sound, and we are thinking very unhappy thoughts as we kneel down and perform our watery pantomime one more time. — Jeff Lindsay

The more I heard it in my thoughts, the
more sense it made. And beyond sense, it became a kind of seductive mantra. — Jeff Lindsay

But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation. — Jeff Lindsay

But of course, there's no rest for the wicked, which I certainly am; as I said, no rest for the wicked. — Jeff Lindsay

I do as much as I can. I even drive through the chase scenes several times to make sure the details are right. — Jeff Lindsay

I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving. — Jeff Lindsay

This is going to be awesome, Jackie gurgled. Deborah did not appear to agree. — Jeff Lindsay

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. — Jeff Lindsay

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport. — Jeff Lindsay

I wanted Dexter to have a family that could love him and understand him. — Jeff Lindsay

Hello there, officer, just out for a walk. Lovely evening for a dismemberment, isn't it? — Jeff Lindsay

And so as much as I can, I care about her, dear Deborah. It's probably not love, but I would rather she were happy. — Jeff Lindsay

All right, I had been seen in flagrante iugulo and had every right to expect that I would be instantly outed and arrested. — Jeff Lindsay

I made a deliberate choice to write something people would enjoy, not knock people out with 'Boy, he can really put a clause together!' — Jeff Lindsay

As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel. — Jeff Lindsay

The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her. — Jeff Lindsay

Sociopaths don't have feelings; they can't. — Jeff Lindsay

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast? — Jeff Lindsay

I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent.
Dexter — Jeff Lindsay

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake. — Jeff Lindsay

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me. — Jeff Lindsay

Deke looked at me anxiously, reminding me very much of a large and handsome dog who needs a stick to fetch. — Jeff Lindsay

Nothing else loves me, nor ever will. Not even - especially - me. I know what I am and that's not a thing to love. — Jeff Lindsay

Art was creating something new, not mimicking something already in existence. What — Jeff Lindsay

I don't have much time to sit and watch a lot of TV. And I can't really binge-watch. — Jeff Lindsay

The first rejection that 'Dexter' got, I was like, 'OK. This hasn't worked. Let's try something else. I'll go get a teaching job or something.' — Jeff Lindsay

Every contact leaves a trace.Everyhting and everyone we touch is changed in some way.But the changes,they are never what we anticipate. — Jeff Lindsay

My conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn. — Jeff Lindsay

I have really good eyesight, I said, wondering if everyone who came in to see me today was going to be profoundly annoying. — Jeff Lindsay

You're driving me NORMAL! — Jeff Lindsay

They were spoken in the heat of an unpleasant moment, and not to be taken at face value in any permanent sense. Remember — Jeff Lindsay

If you look at Victorian England, being a soldier was considered a noble profession. — Jeff Lindsay

How bad could things be if my hair was neat? — Jeff Lindsay

She really did like me, the idiot. — Jeff Lindsay

That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Potter, coincidence got my vote. — Jeff Lindsay

Perhaps I should call the Guinness Book people. I wondered what the world record was for not being sure whether you committed a string of murders? — Jeff Lindsay

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches — Jeff Lindsay

I nodded with genuine synthetic sympathy. — Jeff Lindsay

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not. — Jeff Lindsay

Show that good old team spirit. Wave the flag, give 'em hell, and all that. — Jeff Lindsay

Me, feeling. What a concept. — Jeff Lindsay

God, it's like I have something, deep down inside of me, that i think is undeserving of love. — Jeff Lindsay

I started my car and put Chase out of my mind as I nosed out into the merry brutality of Friday-night traffic in Miami. — Jeff Lindsay

If everyone else in the world were to mysteriously disappear, I would feel irritated about it only because there would be no one to make me doughnuts. — Jeff Lindsay

But the rules are made by people who couldn't win without 'em. — Jeff Lindsay

It had been my experience that fatherhood was mostly a matter of suffering the insufferable, tolerating the intolerable, and changing diapers. — Jeff Lindsay

I came, I saw, I blew chunks. — Jeff Lindsay

I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff. — Jeff Lindsay

If only I was capable of love, how I would have loved Harry. — Jeff Lindsay

Still a monster, of course, but I cleaned up nicely afterwards, and I was OUR monster, dressed in red, white, and blue 100 percent synthetic virtue. — Jeff Lindsay

Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you? — Jeff Lindsay

There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they're working hard on that in Washington. — Jeff Lindsay

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it? — Jeff Lindsay

Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. — Jeff Lindsay

I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it.
Dexter — Jeff Lindsay

I was like a little boy playing war, yelling, Bang, bang! Gotcha!, and looking up to see a real Sherman tank rolling right at me. It — Jeff Lindsay

Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be a semi-formal occasion. — Jeff Lindsay

Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant. — Jeff Lindsay

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical, ... — Jeff Lindsay

The honor of your presence is requested at the vivisection of your sister. Black heart optional. — Jeff Lindsay

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book — Jeff Lindsay

Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness? — Jeff Lindsay

It's a mistake to think that Dexter is nice. — Jeff Lindsay

And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay

And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die. — Jeff Lindsay

It was beautiful - in a terrible sort of way, of course. But still, the arrangement was perfect, compelling, beautifully bloodless. — Jeff Lindsay

Council of Nicea had — Jeff Lindsay

Anytime somebody is absolutely certain about something, they are almost always absolutely wrong — Jeff Lindsay

Someone who is not a killer is not going to watch a TV show and decide to be a killer. — Jeff Lindsay

Deborah's little house was lavishly decorated in I-have-no-life modern. — Jeff Lindsay

It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty. — Jeff Lindsay

Being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain. — Jeff Lindsay

Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point. — Jeff Lindsay

... a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark Passenger, which slid forward and bellowed back. — Jeff Lindsay

The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception, — Jeff Lindsay

I felt as though someone had snuck in and packed my head with beach sand, even including the bottle caps and cigarette butts. — Jeff Lindsay

The police did not like to come to neighborhoods like this one, where the best they could hope for was hostile indifference. — Jeff Lindsay

We don't get to pick our kin. The best we can hope for is to survive them ... — Jeff Lindsay

Killing makes me feel good. — Jeff Lindsay

It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. — Jeff Lindsay

carpe diem." "What?" "It's Latin," I said. "It means, complain in daylight. — Jeff Lindsay

For my part, my interest in Paris had faded away completely long ago when I learned that it was in France. — Jeff Lindsay

And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right. — Jeff Lindsay

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot. — Jeff Lindsay

Hope is for people who can't see the Truth. — Jeff Lindsay

Been there done that, bought the t-shirt
Chapter 2 — Jeff Lindsay

For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid - like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being. — Jeff Lindsay

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work. — Jeff Lindsay

What, in all very seriousness, the hell was going on? — Jeff Lindsay

lived my adolescence like a sheepdog moving through a flock of dirty, very stupid sheep. — Jeff Lindsay

It's not that I have anything to hide - I've already hidden all of it - but — Jeff Lindsay

I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal. — Jeff Lindsay