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Jealousy Funny Quotes By Charles Bukowski: I am aware that a computer can't create

I am aware that a computer can't create a poem, but neither can a typewriter. — Charles Bukowski

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Gail Porter: I want to break down some of the

I want to break down some of the stigma associated with mental illness. — Gail Porter

Jealousy Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: she shall scant show well that now shows

she shall scant show well that now shows best. — William Shakespeare

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Kinley MacGregor: You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder)

You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder) — Kinley MacGregor

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Demi Moore: I want greatness.

I want greatness. — Demi Moore

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Gustave Eiffel: I ought to be jealous of the tower.

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Sandra Bernhard: Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you

Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day. — Sandra Bernhard

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Nelson DeMille: Nostalgia is basically the ability to forget the

Nostalgia is basically the ability to forget the things that sucked. — Nelson DeMille

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Harold Coffin: Middle age is the awkward period when Father

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. — Harold Coffin

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Anonymous: O let us live in joy, in love

O let us live in joy, in love among those who hate! Among men who hate, let us live in love. — Anonymous

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Virginia Woolf: The weather varies between heavy fog and pale

The weather varies between heavy fog and pale sunshine; My thoughts follow the exact same process. — Virginia Woolf

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Lemony Snicket: It's bad for you if you never do

It's bad for you if you never do anything bad for you. — Lemony Snicket

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Jessica Simpson: I really want to be just a singer-songwriter.

I really want to be just a singer-songwriter. That's who I am. — Jessica Simpson

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Envy is for people who don't have the

Envy is for people who don't have the self-esteem to be jealous. — Bauvard

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: It's funny how the people who know the

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Auliq Ice

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love being in love, but I also

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Jealousy Funny Quotes By Laurence J. Peter: There is no stigma attached to recognizing a

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one. — Laurence J. Peter