Jasper Carrott Quotes
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I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
— Jasper Carrott
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
— Jasper Carrott
I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.
— Jasper Carrott
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
— Jasper Carrott
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
— Jasper Carrott
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.
— Jasper Carrott
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
— Jasper Carrott
The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.
— Jasper Carrott
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
— Jasper Carrott
I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.
— Jasper Carrott
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
— Jasper Carrott
