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Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie
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[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton. — Janet Evanovich
Stephanie Plum, psycho bait.
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Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone.
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I had dinner at your parents' house three days ago and once a week is my limit. Joe to Stephanie.
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I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
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It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.
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These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum
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I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?
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Were really screwed up, aren't we?""In a very large way. — Janet Evanovich
My sex life is okay.""Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. — Janet Evanovich
You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you.""You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it. — Janet Evanovich
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
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Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money)
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It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked. — Janet Evanovich
There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspectStephanie — Janet Evanovich
All my adult life I've hidden behind mascara. And if I'm really insecure, I add eyeliner. (Stephanie, Chapter 10)
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I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking- Stephanie Plum High Five
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I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.
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Bitch, this is a gun...
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If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
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You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli
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I have bad car juju."-Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum
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One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn't have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15
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There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.
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Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator.Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman. -Ranger to Stephanie
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Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!""Sure," Lula said, "I know that — Janet Evanovich
I almost never shoot people.
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Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this. - Morelli
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Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
Exercise improves your sex life.Ranger to Stephanie — Janet Evanovich
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
— Janet Evanovich