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Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses.
— H.L. Mencken
Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.
— Roger Ebert
Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)
— Greg Campbell
The women take so little stockIn what I do or say
They'd sooner leave their cosseting
To hear a jackass bray ... — William Butler Yeats
turning men into dribbling, fumbling jackasses and controlling the world and shit." "Controlling
— Laekan Zea Kemp
It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.
— Diogenes Of Sinope
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass.
— George Washington
Mark had gone, passed into the care of the Keeper of the Stars, but the stars were still there.
— Rachel Hore
The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control.
— Stephen Harper
All I have, really, is my creativity.
— Jack Abramoff
To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.
— Karl Kraus
I wonder how harmless such people are? To what extent civilization is retarded by the laughing jackasses, the empty-minded belittlers?
— Robert A. Heinlein
Th' world's full o' jackasses brayin' an' they never bray nowt but lies.
— Frances Hodgson Burnett
When I first dropped into L.A., I wanted to be a superhero!
— Derek Theler
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.
— Edward Abbey
Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.
— Thomas Chandler Haliburton
If you want to know what you are, you are a set of highly well-intentioned young jackasses.
— G.K. Chesterton
Any jackass can talk about bombing Iran.
— Chris Matthews
You and I are about to show these jackasses what we're made of.
— Samantha Chase
Men are prostrated by misfortune; women bend, but do not break, and martyr-like live on.
— Anna Cora Mowatt
Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
— Chris Jericho
But who buries the hatchetand who buries the bodies?
And who says they're not
the same thing these days? — Ashe Vernon
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
Ireally think that the Book Life,After is the best book i've read this year because i really got into it and actually read at home and liked it
— Sarah Darer Littman
No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just to spite them!
— Jamie McGuire
At what point in your life did you decide you were the sort of guy who wanted to be fisted?
— Lisa Henry
It's war, you jackasses," Keyes snapped. "I'm sorry it's not terribly convenient or comfortable for you.
— John Scalzi
Sticks and stones can break your bones, but names can kill you.
— Philip G. Zimbardo