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Jack Whitehall Quotes & Sayings

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They're playing groupie, so I'm playing rock star. — Erik Von Markovik

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid. — Jack Whitehall

I only got into comedy to get laid — Jack Whitehall

I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle. — Jack Whitehall

I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely. — Jack Whitehall

I view derivatives as time bombs, both for the parties that deal in them and the economic system. — Warren Buffett

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall

Laziness is a killer of our time. — Sunday Adelaja

There's a real sense of camaraderie with sitcoms. — Jack Whitehall

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad. — Jack Whitehall

If a man has any brains at all, let him hold on to his calling, and, in the grand sweep of things, his turn will come at last. — William McCune

My dad doesn't hug me enough! — Jack Whitehall

I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in Putney, which is pretty rough. — Jack Whitehall

Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable. — Jack Whitehall

To people, I may sound insane or profound, its their problem anyway! — Various

I was lucky that it hit my shaft, and then my helmet, and I was lucky enough to get that breakaway. — Saku Koivu

I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me. — Jack Whitehall

When I'm injured, I eat everything - proper junk. That's the one thing about being injured so much, I get to treat myself. — Tony McCoy

Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around. — Jack Whitehall

When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous. — Jack Whitehall

I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on. — Jack Whitehall

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old. — Jack Whitehall

If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing. — Jack Whitehall

I love stand-up, but the process of writing is a little more lonely. I want to keep doing both, though. — Jack Whitehall

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing. — Jack Whitehall

No, I don't want you to draw any conclusion. I want you to listen to what I just said. — Joe Morgan

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending. — Jack Whitehall

When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp. — Jack Whitehall

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. — Jack Whitehall

I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person. — Jack Whitehall

For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was. — Jack Whitehall

Recommending or insisting on abstinence has been completely ineffective. — Bill Nye

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. — Jack Whitehall

Nobody will laugh long who deals much with opium: its pleasures even are of a grave and solemn complexion. — Thomas De Quincey

I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up. — Jack Whitehall

Once you start doing a lot, you don't ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you're not doing something. — Jack Whitehall

I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it. — Jack Whitehall

I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol Vorderman. — Jack Whitehall