Jack Handey Christmas Quotes
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Jack Handey Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
— Bruce Lansky
This very morning, an hour agone, he has mounted his white ass for the return journey to Vyones.
— H.P. Lovecraft
There is no wilderness like a life without friends.
— Baltasar Gracian
We live out our call most fully when we are a community of faith with arms wrapped about a community of pain.
— John M. Perkins
A wise man never makes an enemy of a king.
— George R R Martin
(Brazilians called the bees "eye lickers.")
— David Grann
I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
What we find changes who we become.
— Peter Morville