Jack Dee Funny Quotes

What is there to see in Europe? I'll bet those foreigners can't show us a thing we haven't got right here in Georgia. — Margaret Mitchell

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I've blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I'm not even sure it counts as a kiss. — Niall Horan

Now if you excuse me, I have better things to do than listen to adolescent agonizing. — J.K. Rowling

So....stop....me. — Karen Marie Moning

I don't mind failing, but if I succeed it better be worth succeeding for. — Vinod Khosla

I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that. — Pauly Shore

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. — Konrad Lorenz