Jack Benny Quotes
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Jack Benny Quotes & Sayings
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Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
— Jack Benny
No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
— Jack Benny
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
— Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
— George Burns
Modesty is my best quality.
— Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
— Jack Benny
Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
— Bob Hope
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.
— Jack Benny
I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny.
— Joan Collins
I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.
— Bruce Forsyth
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.
— Jack Benny
I have often been told that I have many of the same mannerisms as Jack Benny and certainly Bob Cummings.
— Dwayne Hickman
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
— Jack Benny
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
— Fred Allen
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
— Jack Benny
Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere
— Jack Benny
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
— Jack Benny
Jack Benny had style from the beginning. He stood straight and walked kind of sideways as if he were being gently shoved by a touch of genius.
— William, Saroyan
I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh, God, I just made Jack Benny laugh."
— Harry Shearer