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Jack Benny Quotes & Sayings

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I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like ... well, Eichmann maybe. — Jack Benny

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it. — Jack Benny

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more. — Jack Benny

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early. — Jack Benny

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old. — Jack Benny

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice. — Phil Hartman

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! — Bob Hope

The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences. — Bob Newhart

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. — Bob Hope

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian. — Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. — George Burns

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. — Don Knotts

Modesty is my best quality. — Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. — Jack Benny

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. — Jack Benny

Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me. — Bob Hope

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. — Jack Benny

The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot. — Jack Benny

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc. — Jack Benny

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse. — Jack Benny

I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist. — Gilbert Gottfried

I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny. — Joan Collins

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews. — Bruce Forsyth

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs. — Jack Benny

I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray. — Jack Benny

I have often been told that I have many of the same mannerisms as Jack Benny and certainly Bob Cummings. — Dwayne Hickman

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper. — Jack Benny

Everything good that happened to me happened by accident. — Jack Benny

When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat. — Fred Allen

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny

Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere — Jack Benny

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers. — Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. — Jack Benny

Jack Benny had style from the beginning. He stood straight and walked kind of sideways as if he were being gently shoved by a touch of genius. — William, Saroyan

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy. — Jack Benny

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. — Fred Allen

I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh, God, I just made Jack Benny laugh." — Harry Shearer