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Jack Bauer Quotes & Sayings

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Make a sound and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield. — Jack Bauer

Even the respectable have a small anarchist hidden on the inside. — Barbara W. Tuchman

Renunciation means that none can serve both God and Mammon. — Swami Vivekananda

There is no class so pitiably wretched as that which possesses money and nothing else. — Andrew Carnegie

Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years. — Chelsea Handler

I've made so many mistakes and I always thought I'd have time to correct them! — Jack Bauer

Our government has no integrity! — Jack Bauer

Those who play a safe game die very safely. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

Just as surely as you can create a thought in your mind, you can create this day in the way you choose. — Ralph Marston

Women's natural role is to be a pillar of the family. — Grace Kelly

You are going to tell me what I want to know, it's just a matter of how much you want it to hurt. — Jack Bauer

To try to make some meaning out of all this seems — Donna Tartt

The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. — Jack Bauer

By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again. — Jack Bauer

The greatest grace of a gift, perhaps, is that it anticipates and admits of no return. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Few things loves better Than to abhor himself. — William Shakespeare

There are fossils of seashells high in the Himalayas; what was and what is are different things. — Rebecca Solnit

The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to carry your body. — Jack Bauer

If "Sex and the City" taught us anything, it's that Paris is the only city in the world that New Yorkers actually fantasize about. — Elizabeth Bard

If you try to shoot me, I will have to shoot you back, and I promise I won't miss! — Jack Bauer

Some part of getting a second chance is taking responsibility for the mess you made in the first place. — Jack Bauer

You betrayed me too. I'm just better at it than you. — Jack Bauer

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. — Kiefer Sutherland

Immunity is not on the table. But your hand is. — Jack Bauer

You probably think I'm at a disadvantage. I promise you, I'm not. — Jack Bauer

Unless your name is Jack Bauer, you cannot make people talk. — Trey Gowdy

A novelist is really nothing more than an historian of a people who have no history. — Federico Gamboa

He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep. — Dorothy Eden

The most ordinary things, the most common and familiar, if we could see them in their true light, would turn out to be the grandest miracles. — Michel De Montaigne

Officer, this guy is not waiting around for me ... so you better shoot me or help me but decide now! — Jack Bauer

You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation. — Jack Bauer

Collaborating on a film script involves two people sitting in a room separated by the silence of two minds working together. — Darlene Craviotto

Jack Bauer is fooling his audience, but he's not fooling me. — Craig Lancaster

Look, if you think your need to complain is more important than the lives of the people that are counting on us, go whine somewhere else! — Jack Bauer