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It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'. — Cassandra Clare

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon
"Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace — Cassandra Clare

Hotter than me? --Jace — Cassandra Clare

I mean, what does a devil want but to find meaning in life after a long journey of turmoil and troubles? — Cameron Jace

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. — Cassandra Clare

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own. — Cassandra Clare

Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder. — Cassandra Clare

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare

I saw you in the library.
With - "
" Colonel Mustard? — Cassandra Clare

So, technically," Simon said, "even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother. — Cassandra Clare

You look lousy,"Simon said.
Jace blinked."Seems an odd time to start an insult contest,but if you insist,I could probably think up something good — Cassandra Clare

What? Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway. — Cassandra Clare

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. — Cassandra Clare

I think she just asked if she could touch my mango. — Cassandra Clare

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now."
"I was going to watch Project Runway. — Cassandra Clare

Bitten? You mean you're a-"
"A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister. — Cassandra Clare

I told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?
ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move — Cassandra Clare

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? — Cassandra Clare

Finally, Jace suspects it's a bad sign that he is referring to himself in the third person. — Swati Avasthi

What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?"
"Because only Jace can piss someone off that much. — Cassandra Clare

Molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords. — Cassandra Clare

I'm sorry I smacked you," she said.
He stopped humming. "Just be glad you hit me and not Alec. He would have hit you back. — Cassandra Clare

It's fascinating. You know all these words, and they're all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense. — Cassandra Clare

My rapier wit hides my inner pain. — Cassandra Clare

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace — Cassandra Clare

He has fought many battles with us" (Jace)
By which you mean one battle" muttered Simon. "Two if you count the one I was a rat — Cassandra Clare

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves. — Cassandra Clare

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. — Cassandra Clare

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling. — Cassandra Clare

Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casius
oh i do,I'm just so pissed i had extra left over - Jace — D.D. Barant