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A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.
— Russell Lynes
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
— Russell Lynes
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
— Russell Lynes
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
— Russell Lynes
The shaping of taste is essentially the science of merchandising, whether of detergents or cars or books or objects of fine and decorative art.
— Russell Lynes
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
— Russell Lynes
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
— Russell Lynes
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
— Russell Lynes
In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste.
— Russell Lynes
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
— Russell Lynes
Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.
— Russell Lynes
Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
— Russell Lynes
When it gets dark enough you can see the stars.
— Russell Lynes
The Art Snob will stand back from a picture at some distance, his head cocked slightly to one side
— Russell Lynes
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
— Russell Lynes
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
— Russell Lynes
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
— Russell Lynes
It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.
— Russell Lynes
