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I love to improvise when it's appropriate and encouraged by a producer. — Rob Paulsen

Any law can be changed, obviously, at any time. — Erik Paulsen

But I'm your brother." Daniel sounded genuinely wounded. "You," she announced, "are a turd in the punch bowl of life. — Gary Paulsen

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen

I read like a wolf eats. I read myself to sleep every night. — Gary Paulsen

I think that what computers have done is just disastrous to the language. — Gary Paulsen

The thing with dying was to try to not die and make death take you with surprise. — Gary Paulsen

The most important rule of survival, which was that feeling sorry for yourself didn't work. — Gary Paulsen

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles? — Pat Paulsen

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me. — Pat Paulsen

Years ago, when I was writing westerns, other writers who were friends of mine wanted me to collaborate with them. And it just didn't work. — Gary Paulsen

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird. — Pat Paulsen

Read like a wolf eats. — Gary Paulsen

If you look at it from the right point of view, lying is just good manners. — Gary Paulsen

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education. — Pat Paulsen

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours. — Pat Paulsen

Then we knew he was lying. — Gary Paulsen

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job. — Pat Paulsen

School didn't work for me. I hated it. — Gary Paulsen

You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. — Pat Paulsen

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president. — Pat Paulsen

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot. — Pat Paulsen

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying. — Pat Paulsen

My folks were drunks, and I had a rough childhood - really rough - in fact, rougher than I thought about. — Gary Paulsen

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. — Pat Paulsen

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss. — Pat Paulsen

Gary Paulsen - If you work on something hard and get some success. You can get some nice rewards. — Gary Paulsen

My name is Brian Robeson and I am thirteen years old and I am alone in the north woods of Canada. All — Gary Paulsen

Running with dogs is like dancing with winter — Gary Paulsen

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing. — Pat Paulsen