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My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work. — Janeane Garofalo

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. — Janeane Garofalo

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.' — Janeane Garofalo

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction. — Janeane Garofalo

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off. — Janeane Garofalo

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. — Janeane Garofalo

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena. — Janeane Garofalo

The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things. — Janeane Garofalo

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'. — Janeane Garofalo

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. — Janeane Garofalo

Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals. — Janeane Garofalo

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political. — Janeane Garofalo

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area. — Janeane Garofalo

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children. — Janeane Garofalo

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. — Janeane Garofalo

When a feminist as strident as Garofalo is defending the Hussein regime, you have to wonder if her newfound sobriety has hit a rough patch. — Ann Coulter

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook. — Janeane Garofalo

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. — Janeane Garofalo

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say
that the Bush Administration has been good for America. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not! — Janeane Garofalo

Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel. — Janeane Garofalo

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. — Janeane Garofalo

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind. — Janeane Garofalo

Is being an idiot like being high all the time? — Janeane Garofalo

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo