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My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
— Janeane Garofalo
Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.
— Janeane Garofalo
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'
— Janeane Garofalo
The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
— Janeane Garofalo
The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
— Janeane Garofalo
The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things.
— Janeane Garofalo
There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.
— Janeane Garofalo
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
— Janeane Garofalo
Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.
— Janeane Garofalo
Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.
— Janeane Garofalo
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
— Janeane Garofalo
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.
— Janeane Garofalo
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
— Janeane Garofalo
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.
— Janeane Garofalo
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
— Janeane Garofalo
There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat the Bush Administration has been good for America. — Janeane Garofalo
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!
— Janeane Garofalo
Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel.
— Janeane Garofalo
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
— Janeane Garofalo
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
— Janeane Garofalo
