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Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.
— Eddie Izzard
I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.
— Eddie Izzard
I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
— Eddie Izzard
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong ... with a spoon in them.
— Eddie Izzard
I'd like to have sex with myself.
— Eddie Izzard
I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.
— Eddie Izzard
Most people are widely read. I'm thinly read. I've read *** all, and I'm very proud of it.
— Eddie Izzard
I've wiped the file? ... I've wiped all the files? ... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!
— Eddie Izzard
San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here ... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
— Eddie Izzard
Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
— Eddie Izzard
My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
— Eddie Izzard
I'm an Action Transvestite
— Eddie Izzard
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
— Eddie Izzard
Danger could be my middle name ... But it's John.
— Eddie Izzard
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.
— Eddie Izzard
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
— Eddie Izzard
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
— Eddie Izzard
Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
— Eddie Izzard
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
— Eddie Izzard
Cake and tea or death?
— Eddie Izzard
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
— Eddie Izzard
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
— Eddie Izzard
All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
— Eddie Izzard
I'm covered in bees!
— Eddie Izzard
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
— Eddie Izzard
You're gay, you sell books ... you probably shag the books.
— Eddie Izzard
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
— Eddie Izzard
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
— Eddie Izzard
I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
— Eddie Izzard
Never put a sock in a toaster.
— Eddie Izzard
I am an evil Giraffe.
— Eddie Izzard
Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
— Eddie Izzard
Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
— Eddie Izzard
Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin ... I poked a badger with a spoon.
— Eddie Izzard
Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.'
— Eddie Izzard
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
— Eddie Izzard
I am two lesbians in a man's body.
— Eddie Izzard
I'm a one-man idiot.
— Eddie Izzard
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.
— Eddie Izzard
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
— Eddie Izzard
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
— Eddie Izzard
This is not a game of Who The Fuck Are You.
— Eddie Izzard
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
— Eddie Izzard
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
— Eddie Izzard
But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.
— Eddie Izzard
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
— Eddie Izzard
I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It's honorable.
— Eddie Izzard
That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
— Eddie Izzard
I knew I couldn't do what Eddie Izzard does, so I just tried to write some stories that were based, or partly based, on my own experiences.
— Deirdre O'Kane
Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.
— Eddie Izzard
I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
— Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
— Eddie Izzard
If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.
— Eddie Izzard
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
— Eddie Izzard
I don't believe that competitions are important.
— Eddie Izzard
If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
— Eddie Izzard
Read the dictionary from A to Izzard today.Get a vocabulary. Brush up on your diction.
See whether wisdom is just a lot of language. — Carl Sandburg
Learning that you have stamina is an excellent thing to know. If a project fails, I know I can pick myself up.
— Eddie Izzard
Have you got a flag?
— Eddie Izzard
It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
— Eddie Izzard
I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
— Eddie Izzard
Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.
— Eddie Izzard
If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
— Eddie Izzard
I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us; in humans.
— Eddie Izzard
Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
— Eddie Izzard
