Its Not A Joke Quotes
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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists.
— Anne Lamott
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
— Jennifer Damiano
There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth.
— Bill Maher
Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters.
— Bret Easton Ellis
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
— Sandra Bullock
You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
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Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing.
— Meshell Ndegeocello
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage
— Mark Twain
This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste.
— Jessica Park
Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.
— Tim Heidecker
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
— Lorrie Moore
Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.
— Fred Durst
A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done.
— Stephan Pastis
Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
— Andre Maurois
He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure.
— John Cheever
That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next.
— Colleen Gleason
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
— Alan Moore