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Its Joke Time Quotes By Dana Plato: I have been sober for the longest time.

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato

Its Joke Time Quotes By Brenda Song: I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian;

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.' — Brenda Song

Its Joke Time Quotes By Demetri Martin: Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I

Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it. — Demetri Martin

Its Joke Time Quotes By Alex Winter: Same thing, like my commercials are often times

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. — Alex Winter

Its Joke Time Quotes By Kim Harrington: You know where you can shove your joke.

You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. — Kim Harrington

Its Joke Time Quotes By Howie Mandel: I needed time to stand back and go

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. — Howie Mandel

Its Joke Time Quotes By Will Rogers: With Congress, every time they make a joke

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers

Its Joke Time Quotes By Honeya: The only time when i realize that i

The only time when i realize that i use a car, which is a "Luxury", is when i go to the fuel station to refuel it. — Honeya

Its Joke Time Quotes By Herbert Gold: If mankind is naturally good, he is sure

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us. — Herbert Gold

Its Joke Time Quotes By Ashutosh Garg: Why can't a 'bania' play hockey or football

Why can't a 'bania' play hockey or football for India? Because every time he gets a corner, he opens a shop! - Old Indian Joke — Ashutosh Garg

Its Joke Time Quotes By Chloe Neill: If you can't make a joke at a

If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill

Its Joke Time Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Its Joke Time Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: Please don't joke and bleed at the same

Please don't joke and bleed at the same time. — Rachel Hawkins

Its Joke Time Quotes By Tijan: I hadn't endured being the butt of a

I hadn't endured being the butt of a joke in a long time, — Tijan

Its Joke Time Quotes By Kasey Collin P. Dumdum: That awkward moment when you realize someone was

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

Its Joke Time Quotes By Mark Twain: Is the human race a joke? Was it

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do? — Mark Twain

Its Joke Time Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Time for you to go all in, Joke.

Time for you to go all in, Joke. And time for you to stop accepting the dregs, reach for what you deserve, and take hold of butterflies. — Kristen Ashley

Its Joke Time Quotes By Kiera Cass: If you like the lovable sound of an

If you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke. — Kiera Cass

Its Joke Time Quotes By John Krasinski: Being funny is one of my greatest strengths.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski

Its Joke Time Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Some people are so dry that you might

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins. — Henry Ward Beecher

Its Joke Time Quotes By Aleksandar Hemon: History: the first time a joke, the second

History: the first time a joke, the second time a badly translated joke. — Aleksandar Hemon

Its Joke Time Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

Its Joke Time Quotes By Brandon Nolta: Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have

Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. — Brandon Nolta

Its Joke Time Quotes By Theodor Adorno: The joke of our time is the suicide

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. — Theodor Adorno

Its Joke Time Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

Its Joke Time Quotes By Andrew Hudgins: Taking the time to polish a pun or

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.' — Andrew Hudgins

Its Joke Time Quotes By Ned Vizzini: A novel wouldn't be a book if there

A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke. — Ned Vizzini

Its Joke Time Quotes By Mike Wilmot: Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The

Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Mike Wilmot

Its Joke Time Quotes By Ronald Reagan: There was a time when "sound as a

There was a time when "sound as a dollar" was a description, not a joke. — Ronald Reagan

Its Joke Time Quotes By LeCrae: I'm a really stoic artist. I'm serious a

I'm a really stoic artist. I'm serious a lot of times. I can joke and play sometimes, but most of the time, I'm stoic. — LeCrae