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I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.' — Brenda Song

Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it. — Demetri Martin

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. — Alex Winter

You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. — Kim Harrington

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. — Howie Mandel

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers

The only time when i realize that i use a car, which is a "Luxury", is when i go to the fuel station to refuel it. — Honeya

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us. — Herbert Gold

Why can't a 'bania' play hockey or football for India? Because every time he gets a corner, he opens a shop! - Old Indian Joke — Ashutosh Garg

If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Please don't joke and bleed at the same time. — Rachel Hawkins

I hadn't endured being the butt of a joke in a long time, — Tijan

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do? — Mark Twain

Time for you to go all in, Joke. And time for you to stop accepting the dregs, reach for what you deserve, and take hold of butterflies. — Kristen Ashley

If you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke. — Kiera Cass

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins. — Henry Ward Beecher

History: the first time a joke, the second time a badly translated joke. — Aleksandar Hemon

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. — Brandon Nolta

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. — Theodor Adorno

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.' — Andrew Hudgins

A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke. — Ned Vizzini

Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Mike Wilmot

There was a time when "sound as a dollar" was a description, not a joke. — Ronald Reagan

I'm a really stoic artist. I'm serious a lot of times. I can joke and play sometimes, but most of the time, I'm stoic. — LeCrae