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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. — Courteney Cox

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships. — Greg Behrendt

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton

It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader. — L.A. Weatherly

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around — Lisa McMann

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it. — Milton Jones

Just because you're a belter doesn't make you funny; it just means that's how your pipes are set up. — Laura Benanti

It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary — Gayle Forman

Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real. — Laura Prepon

It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters. — Lance Reddick

I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing. — Emma Bunton

Your hair is the color of dirt," she said. "It knows where it came from." "That's funny," Blue noted, "because then mine should be that color, too. — Maggie Stiefvater

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny. — David Hyde Pierce

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. — Shaquille O'Neal

It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with. — Lindsay Lohan

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder. — Matt Taibbi

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. — Jonathan Safran Foer

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. — Brady Anderson

It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation. — Kevin Connolly

It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater. — Charles Kimbrough

It's funny because it's funny. — David Spade

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny. — Dane Cook

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. — Taylor Swift

I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!' — Ashley Benson

It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old. — Judd Apatow

It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy. — Judd Apatow

needed someone intelligent, motivated, funny, caring, strong, tolerant - because let's face it, I was no picnic. Someone — Genna Rulon

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny. — John Michael Higgins

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line. — Sam Yagan

I take Charb's point, but at some point has Charlie Hebdo been trying to have it both ways because some of what they do is not funny. — Scott Simon

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny. — Peter Dinklage

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do. — Sean Covey

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time. — Mitch Hedberg

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match. — Josh Holloway

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults. — J.B. Albano

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out. — Dave Attell

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. — Magic Johnson

Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it. — Kevin Rooney

Bailey, where's your hat?"
"In my pocket, sir!"
"Why isn't it on your head?"
"Because I can't get my head in my pocket, sir! — Robyn Carr

The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30. — Lorne Michaels

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing. — Gary Oldman

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. — Jim Davis

For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful. — Christian Fennesz

It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would've pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum. — Rick Riordan

It's so funny because people always think of me as being a little bit country or assume that I am from the South - I don't know why! — Megan Hilty

It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. — Alex Graves

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. — Rick Riordan

I like kissing people because it's funny. — Casey Abrams

It's funny, because I don't think of myself as a novelist. I think of myself as a writer. — Susanna Clarke

My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'
Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. — Julia Quinn

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. — Jerry Coleman

Let's start at 35 because I don't know where it is. — Eugene Ormandy

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little

It's so funny to get a call from Dustin Hoffman because he has that great voice. — Andie MacDowell

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt. — Stephen Colbert

It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had. — Gaby Hoffmann

It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer. — Keith Fullerton Whitman

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

It's not fair! (Ryssa)
Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, because it's not my name. — Jenny Lawson

You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.' — Wallace Shawn

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. — Fran Drescher

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

I just wrote a book. But don't go and buy it yet, because I don't think it's finished. — Lawrence Welk

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. — Danny Bonaduce

It's funny, because athletes want to be rockers and vice versa. — Matt Willig

Because to me, there is no logic of any kind behind misogyny. Therefore, it's funny, because it's so completely random to me. It's senseless. — Joss Whedon

It's funny because my main awkwardness around writing the song had little to do with the method. — Erin McKeown

It's so interesting to watch Ben Stiller work because he just knows what's funny. — Michael Pena

Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in. — Manish Dayal

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I laughed too much." — Jack Kenny

It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you. — Louis Sachar

It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. — Antonio Lobo Antunes

It's really funny, because if you make up words, then people project their own meanings onto it, which I find interesting. — Aphex Twin

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke. — Steve Carell

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on. — Alex Winter

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious. — Don Roff

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. — Liv Tyler

It's funny, because when you work on a set, everyone is watching you. You are being observed by everyone. — Emily Blunt

An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. — Unknown

It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. — Barack Obama

Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it. — Ben Stiller

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. — Paul Fix

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra

Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books. — Ella Minster