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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
— Lloyd Alexander
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
I don't think this is working out between us," I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.
— T.J. Klune
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me".
— Deyth Banger
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
It's not funny. I'm going to be miserable without you.""Then come home with me so you don't have to be. — Georgia Cates
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
— Don Rickles
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
— Warren Buffett
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!
— Rick Riordan
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
— Craig Ferguson
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
— Harriet Morgan
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
What did you want me to do? Ask him for money?
— Mariana Zapata
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".
— Ronald Reagan
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
