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With the gift of faith, we move on.
— Irvine Welsh
I feel like I've exhausted guys and male friendships.
— Irvine Welsh
There is a kind of mysticism to writing.
— Irvine Welsh
Drugs are always fun.
— Irvine Welsh
It wis like auld times, but in a sense that only served tae remind us ay how much things hud changed.
— Irvine Welsh
His mind was like a cruel prison, giving his captive soul a sight of freedom, but no more
— Irvine Welsh
Even evil bastards like Frank Begbie probabably attained an angelic innocence when they were out for the count.
— Irvine Welsh
Thir must be less tae life than this.
— Irvine Welsh
We're all like the slaves in the fields now, putting on the front that says 'Everything's fine, boss' while we worry about how to make ends meet.
— Irvine Welsh
Any cunt withoot the virus could git run ower the morn. That's the wey ye huv tae look at it. Cannae jist cancel the gig. The show must go oan.
— Irvine Welsh
But ah'm hugging Janey and thinking about how much a life can change in the time it takes tae fix up.
— Irvine Welsh
The trick was to consume as quickly as possible; in doing it this way there was a sense that the body could be cheated.
— Irvine Welsh
Her mum thought gourmet cooking was putting a load of fish fingers under the grill instead of in the frying pan.
— Irvine Welsh
I enjoy the freedom of the blank page.
— Irvine Welsh
You can only live in the world you ken. The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia.
— Irvine Welsh
Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace
— Irvine Welsh
But ah cannae even endorse these sentiments as they are at best peripheral tae the moment.
— Irvine Welsh
If every cunt had a ride whin they hud a heidache, thir widnae be as much fuckin trouble in the world.
— Irvine Welsh
Rents once sais, thirs nothin like a darker skin tone tae increase the vigilance ay the police n the magistrates: too right.
— Irvine Welsh
It's easy to love, or for that matter hate, somebody in their absence, somebody we don't really know...
— Irvine Welsh
Sitting in the brightly lit library, surrounded by books, in total silence, that was ma personal zenith.
— Irvine Welsh
Square go then smart cunt!
— Irvine Welsh
How did it make you feel?
— Irvine Welsh
Life is a dynamic rather than a static process, and when we don't change it kills us. It's not running away, it's moving on.
— Irvine Welsh
Living like this is a full-time business.
— Irvine Welsh
Disnae matter if it's Mickey Platini or Franco Begbie, they will aw just have tae wait.
— Irvine Welsh
-Fiona, this is my mate, Frank Begbie. Or Franco. Or Beggars. Or the Beggar Boy. Or the Generalissmo. Or Psychotic Bullying Prick.
— Irvine Welsh
Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up.
— Irvine Welsh
Writing is about culture and should be about everything. That's what makes it what it is.
— Irvine Welsh
His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that bat-dance in your soul looking for good things to crush or bad elements to identify with.
— Irvine Welsh
A lot of men are wankers cause they don't mind bad sex, but for a woman bad sex is far worse than no sex at all.
— Irvine Welsh
Sometimes ah think that people become junkies just because they subconsciously crave a wee bit ay silence.
— Irvine Welsh
Schopenhauer was right: Life has to be about disillusionment stumbling inexorably towards the totally fucked.
— Irvine Welsh
I'm not running away, I'm moving on.
— Irvine Welsh
Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh.
— Irvine Welsh
I wouldn't care about hurting myself or anybody else. Because I know now that doing things doesn't hurt you; you get hurt by avoiding them
— Irvine Welsh
It was all that vain, egotistical insincerity of self-reproach. By blaming ourselves we take away the right of others to do the same
— Irvine Welsh
Once you've been with each other in a primal, shagging state, it's hard to talk about the weather.
— Irvine Welsh
Ah suppose man, ah'm too much ay a perfectionist, ken? It's likesay, if things go a bit dodgy, ah jist cannae be bothered, y'know.
— Irvine Welsh
...that fucker defines cuntishness.
— Irvine Welsh
Without this kickstart to my day, I'd be lost. A day without a morning run is a day you fumble through, rather than one you attack.
— Irvine Welsh
What worries me is the professionalism of everything.
— Irvine Welsh
Mates are a waste of fucking time. They are always ready to drag you down tae their level of social, sexual and intellectual mediocrity.
— Irvine Welsh
But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. Which is fair enough, convenient even.
— Irvine Welsh
Fuck that: take shagging n peeve oot ay the equation n yir left wi the sqare root ay swee fuck all!
— Irvine Welsh
You fucking knew that fucking cunt would fuck some cunt.
— Irvine Welsh
His friends will decline in their numbers as his needs increase. The inverse, or perverse, mathematics ay life.
— Irvine Welsh
It seems to go beyond our personal junk circumstances; a brilliant metaphor for our times.
— Irvine Welsh
Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind.
— Irvine Welsh
The first job of a writer is to be honest.
— Irvine Welsh
This is what being alive's all about, all those fucked up feelings. You've got to have them; when you stop, watch out.
— Irvine Welsh
We all see what we want to see.
— Irvine Welsh
The disease which racked his body was a sweetheart compared to the more obscure one that possessed his sick mind.
— Irvine Welsh
we're not human any more. We've slipped out of our skins like lizards, shedding not just our pasts, but our futures.
— Irvine Welsh
You can only learn through failure, and what ye learn is the importance ay preparation.
— Irvine Welsh
Okay baby, let's take this rocket to Uranus. This hoor is perfect, and she can act as well.
— Irvine Welsh
When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.
— Irvine Welsh
It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments.
— Irvine Welsh
He really is a cunt ay the first order. Nae doubt about that. The big problem is, he's a mate n aw. Whit kin ye dae?
— Irvine Welsh
Are you asking me or telling me?
— Irvine Welsh
This thought though, is nowhere near sufficient tae stop us fae daein what ah huv tae dae.
— Irvine Welsh
She's lovely and she's with Skinner, and they're probably in love and there's no justice in this world
— Irvine Welsh
It seemed that young people, despite their fundamental decency, now had to buy into a mind-set which made viciousness and treachery come easy.
— Irvine Welsh
She's nothing to do with my shit, but fuck it, none of us are saints and scapegoats are always handy.
— Irvine Welsh
You can't lie to your soul.
— Irvine Welsh
I tend to read more nonfiction, really, because when I'm writing I don't like to read other fiction.
— Irvine Welsh
I've read a lot of Irvine Welsh - Trainspotting, Glue - he's written some beauties.
— Andrew Flintoff
[...] but it's aw hate, hate, hate wi some punters, and whair does it git us likesay, man? Whair the fuck does it git us?
— Irvine Welsh
Everything in the street today seems soft focus.
— Irvine Welsh
Good luck to progressive candidates in U.S. Senate elections against the usual rich, white, racist, women-hating pricks they run against.
— Irvine Welsh
No tears come, and it would be pointless, like trying to empty a reservoir of grief by drip feed. I'm being daft.
— Irvine Welsh
Might huv ehs ma's brains, cause ay his heid taperin backwards intae a point like a fuckin alien.
— Irvine Welsh
I didn't have any concept of Trainspotting being published. It was a selfish act. I did it for myself.
— Irvine Welsh
adjourn for another beer. We
— Irvine Welsh
I reach into my bag and I pull out my claw hammer.
— Irvine Welsh
No fuckin way: cunt dies when ah fuckin well say eh dies.
(Jim Frances Begbie as he is trying to resuscitate a friend who's having a stroke.) — Irvine Welsh
(Jim Frances Begbie as he is trying to resuscitate a friend who's having a stroke.) — Irvine Welsh