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There are no opportunities, you and your life is an opportunity.
— Debasish Mridha
Besides ... anticipation is the key to seduction, and right now, I'm really into delayed gratification.
— E.L. James
Have you ever done this before?""Done what?"
"Attacked two armed men with sticks?"
"No, but I'm looking forward to it," he smiled. — John Lenahan
The reason you want your kids to pay attention in school is you haven't the faintest idea how to do their homework.
— Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
— Jerry Seinfeld
Whatever have been thy failures hitherto, "be not afflicted, my child, for who shall assign to thee what thou hast left undone?" We
— Henry David Thoreau
The nude alone is well dressed
— Auguste Rodin
Humanity has always had a flair for guilt by association.
— Seanan McGuire
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
— Christopher Moore
LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.
— Ambrose Bierce
Everything is perpetually becoming new.
— Alan Watts
Oh, and just so you know, before we go out to the field we all get into a huddle and yell 'Go Queers!' really loud.
— Simone Elkeles
And if I seem a little strangeWell, that's because I am — Steven Morrissey
I was not paying attention during physics in high school; I was wondering if I was going to be cast in 'Pippin.'
— John Benjamin Hickey
I should hex the IRS.
— Laura Oliva
A good artist's always got his hand in his zipper.
— Patti Smith