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In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with. — Brandi L. Bates

Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined. — Diana Rowland

He sure put things into words good. — S.E. Hinton

Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play. — Diana Rowland

The whole damn century would've made more sense backwards. Where we ended is worse than where we began. — Rebecca Makkai

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels. — Ljupka Cvetanova

In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay ... — Roger Zelazny

Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression. — Christopher Hitchens

Who doth molest my contemplation? — William Shakespeare

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country. — Sol Luckman

I will be a Friend to you, and you shall take care of my Linen — Samuel Richardson

Humor, together with irony,forms a safeguard against idolatry. — Krister Stendahl

In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot. — Douglas Adams

someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy

I think you'll find that I'm qualified to deal with practically everything, if I choose. That last part, of course, is essential. --Devyn DuChien — Chris Pavesic

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. — Maurice Sendak

The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do. — Shannon L. Alder

Do not pollute my perfectly acceptable figurative speech with irrelevant facts! — Courtney Milan

I can be humbler than anyone. — George R R Martin

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. — John Zorn

Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful. — Linda S. Godfrey

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. — Jerry Lee Lewis

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. — George Saunders

Either help or give up. Right now devil's advocate is just another name for asshole. — James S.A. Corey

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. — Jessamyn West

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

Whatever doesn't kill them, makes them make reality TV shows ... — Glen Duncan

I am a connoisseur of fine irony. 'Tis a bit like fine wine, but it has a better bite. — Lynn Kurland

That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real. — Diana Rowland

It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong. — Michele W. Miller

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. — Agnes Repplier

Marcus and Ellie exchanged a worried look and examined the bag again. Sure enough, the gold was gone. — Justin Swapp

You ought to give up detecting and try fantasy writing, Strike — Robert Galbraith

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. — Voltaire

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. — Ambrose Bierce

I believe in irony. And if V-Day has taught me anything, it's that if you go out with artistic, outrageous irony and humor, people are drawn to it. — Eve Ensler

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve. — The Kinks

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett

I quote others only in order the better to express myself. — Michel De Montaigne

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out. — Thomas James Higgins

It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup. — Diana Rowland

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? — Sol Luckman

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony. The Black Company pg 447 — Glen Cook

If I had but the time and you had but the brain — Lewis Carroll

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should. — Charles Dickens

I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night. — Nenia Campbell

The world had went to hell, but at least I'd have pretty toenails. — Rose Wynters

I hope you nail the bastard."

So does he. — Nenia Campbell

Jesus ... It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name. — Kevin Hearne

Let me not be sentimental, let the distance in time give me humor and irony and a shrewd, if loving, eye. — Sylvia Plath

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be. — Laurell K. Hamilton

For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected. — Jules Barbey D'Aurevilly

Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant. — Jeff Lindsay

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it. — Edgar Allan Poe

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

The fuck are you staring at? I hiss at the stranger staring at me in my rearview. Oh, wait, that's me. — Sean Murphy

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it. — Rene Descartes

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces? — Jeff O'Brien

They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again. — Kim Gatlin

What do you think the Order is going to do?" he asks.
"Help us open a door to Hell, if we're lucky," I reply. Lucky. Ha ha. The irony. — Kendare Blake

Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor. — Lionel Suggs

Think people really want to know what's out there?"
"Probably not. People don't know what they want, Evelyn, or life wouldn't suck — Lizzy Ford

If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That's what contemporary philosophers do. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Has all the trappings of a mystery novel, doesn't it? — Patricia Cornwell

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

I improvise therefore I exist! — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! — Ray Bradbury

If your career doesn't work out, write a book about it. — Marcy Sheiner

When people say there is no place like home, the first to agree are the homeless. — J.R. Rim

There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you. — Joe Orton

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse. — Diana Rowland

Suddenly, she employed those very English weapons: devious good manners and a rapid change of subject. — Patricia Duncker

What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien. — Patricia Briggs

I'm not sure how people drink out of skulls, Jinx added. Calvin had too many holes in him to make a good cup. — Sage Blackwood

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, I wish I had known this some time ago. — Roger Zelazny