Irony And Humor Quotes
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Irony And Humor Quotes & Sayings
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In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with.
— Brandi L. Bates
Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.
— Diana Rowland
He sure put things into words good.
— S.E. Hinton
Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.
— Diana Rowland
The whole damn century would've made more sense backwards. Where we ended is worse than where we began.
— Rebecca Makkai
In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay ...
— Roger Zelazny
Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression.
— Christopher Hitchens
Who doth molest my contemplation?
— William Shakespeare
I will be a Friend to you, and you shall take care of my Linen
— Samuel Richardson
Humor, together with irony,forms a safeguard against idolatry.
— Krister Stendahl
In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.
— Douglas Adams
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
— Maurice Sendak
The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do.
— Shannon L. Alder
I can be humbler than anyone.
— George R R Martin
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
— David Cross
Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful.
— Linda S. Godfrey
My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)
— Elaine Kagan
Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up.
— George Saunders
Either help or give up. Right now devil's advocate is just another name for asshole.
— James S.A. Corey
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
— Jessamyn West
What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
I am a connoisseur of fine irony. 'Tis a bit like fine wine, but it has a better bite.
— Lynn Kurland
That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.
— Diana Rowland
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
— Michele W. Miller
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
— Agnes Repplier
Marcus and Ellie exchanged a worried look and examined the bag again. Sure enough, the gold was gone.
— Justin Swapp
You ought to give up detecting and try fantasy writing, Strike
— Robert Galbraith
Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
— Ambrose Bierce
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
— Terry Pratchett
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
— Michel De Montaigne
I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.
— Thomas James Higgins
Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
If I had but the time and you had but the brain
— Lewis Carroll
I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.
— Charles Dickens
I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.
— Nenia Campbell
I hope you nail the bastard."So does he. — Nenia Campbell
Jesus ... It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.
— Kevin Hearne
Let me not be sentimental, let the distance in time give me humor and irony and a shrewd, if loving, eye.
— Sylvia Plath
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.
— Jules Barbey D'Aurevilly
Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant.
— Jeff Lindsay
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
— Edgar Allan Poe
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
The fuck are you staring at? I hiss at the stranger staring at me in my rearview. Oh, wait, that's me.
— Sean Murphy
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
— Rene Descartes
Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?
— Jeff O'Brien
They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again.
— Kim Gatlin
What do you think the Order is going to do?" he asks."Help us open a door to Hell, if we're lucky," I reply. Lucky. Ha ha. The irony. — Kendare Blake
Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.
— Lionel Suggs
If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That's what contemporary philosophers do.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Has all the trappings of a mystery novel, doesn't it?
— Patricia Cornwell
Women in love are patheticand I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson
I improvise therefore I exist!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!
— Ray Bradbury
If your career doesn't work out, write a book about it.
— Marcy Sheiner
There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you.
— Joe Orton
Suddenly, she employed those very English weapons: devious good manners and a rapid change of subject.
— Patricia Duncker
What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien.
— Patricia Briggs
