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All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them. — Raheel Farooq

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. — Sheeja Jose

Festering with regret changes not one thing. — Sally Koslow

Make this the year you tackle that credit card debt once and for all. — Suze Orman

My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement. — Sam Argent

To the mean all becomes mean. — Friedrich Nietzsche

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast. — Amber Valletta

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. — Cat Deeley

I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality. — Leonardo DiCaprio

Ah, well, the truth is always one thing, but in a way it's the other thing, the gossip, that counts. It shows where people's hearts lie. — Paul Scott

After the storm there will always be calm - once the winds of change have subsided — Gavin Mills

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. — Bruce Barton

needed someone intelligent, motivated, funny, caring, strong, tolerant - because let's face it, I was no picnic. Someone — Genna Rulon

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. — Neve Campbell

If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads. — Devon Sampson

The call of the Word of God to the gospel ministry comes to ALL those who have the gifts for such a ministry. — Edmund P. Clowney

Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth! — Albert Einstein

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that. — Albert Camus

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. — Tim Heidecker

I care more about getting this right [NHS reform] than I do about getting it done. — Nick Clegg

Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them. — Gloria Steinem

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all. — Neil Simon

Men can't do much to change; we have to wear suits, although I never wear a tie, apart from in Asia sometimes. So I decided to grow my hair. — Hans Vestberg

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo

For women, eating just two handfuls of nuts a week may extend their lives as much as by jogging four hours a week. — Michael Greger

Writers never really like each other anyway. Our insecurities get in the way. — Bill Willingham

On this day I want to tell you about, which will be about a thousand years from now, there were a boy, a girl and a love story. — Frederik Pohl

they knew also that the Communist underground was directed from Moscow and served chiefly as an espionage source for the Russians.* — William L. Shirer