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Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed — Michael R. Burch

Oh." Timmie gave Bones a shy peek. "Are you Cathy's brother?"
"Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?" Bones snapped. — Jeaniene Frost

How is someone so smart so stupid? You can't make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the worst hooker I ever had — Jason Brant

I take that back. Saying you fight like a girl is an insult to girls everywhere. — Wesley Chu

How long, O God, will you allow our enemies to insult you? Will you let them dishonor your name forever? — Anonymous

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? — Mark Twain

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks. — Jenny Mollen

It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing in that, you are only a pair of fools! — E.D.E.N. Southworth

It's a trend to insult Wale, like that makes you cool on the Internet, and a part of it is because I respond. — Wale

I have nothing but respect for you
and not much of that. — Groucho Marx

He was a six and a half foot scowl.
(on Rachmaninov) — Igor Stravinsky

Thou poisonous slave, got by the devil himself
Upon thy wicked dam — William Shakespeare

Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. — D.H. Lawrence

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. — Joan Rivers

He would make a good lamp post if he'd weather better and didn't have to eat. — Kurt Vonnegut

Oppression is more easily endured than insult. — Junius

There is no problem. And I'd like to keep it that way."
"Fine, ya big pussy."
"You have to know that's not an insult to me, right? — Shelly Laurenston

Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country. — Edward Abbey

When I was a kid, it was a huge insult to be a geek. Now it's a point of pride in a weird way. — J.J. Abrams

When two persons are too close, they fall apart. — Michael Bassey Johnson

To secure respect to a neutral flag requires a naval force organized and ready to vindicate it from insult or aggression. — George Washington

To be slapped with a shoe is a dirty insult in the Muslim world. — Richard Engel

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it. — Seneca The Younger

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. — Groucho Marx

If "Frailty, thy name is woman", Frailty must be a man named as 'woman — Munia Khan

If our faith delivers us from worry, then worry is an insult flung in the face of God. — Robert Runcie

Laurent had stopped dead the moment he had seen Damen, his face turning white as though in reaction to a slap, or an insult. — C.S. Pacat

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time. — Suzanne Fields

You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive. — M.F. Moonzajer

An insult directed at the wicked is not to be censured; on the contrary, the honest man, if he has sense, can only applaud. — Aristophanes

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

Her aunt Sol had once told Shai to smile at the worst insults and snap at the minor ones. That way, no man would know your heart. — Brandon Sanderson

It's never an insult to be called what somebody thinks is a bad name. It just shows you how poor that person is, it doesn't hurt you. — Harper Lee

Not an insult sweetie. That was a thirteen word kiss. — Dean Koontz

The book of Proverbs makes the same point: Those who oppress the poor insult their Maker, but those who are kind to the needy honor him. (14.31) — Marcus J. Borg

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. — Dorothy Parker

I bet his mother was a wyvern.
-Scamp — Tamora Pierce

This sounds very strange. Most of us think serving God is a totally positive thing; we have not considered that serving God may be an insult to him. — John Piper

Why couldn't she listen to him just once? Would it be that much of an insult to her feminist ancestors? — Em Wolf

I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here. — Stephen Bishop

Who the hell do you think you're, Kiddo?
I don't do thinking, Sir. I simply improvise. — Toba Beta

You are the strongest argument, yet, against cloning. — Patricia Richardson

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world. — Julia Quinn

You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you. — John Green

Envy is an insult to oneself. — Yevgeny Yevtushenko

It is only when we decide that 'ordinary' is an insult, that we become the exquisite miracles we were born to be. — Tyler Knott Gregson

I think the biggest insult, the worst way you can offend a Mexican, is to insult their mother. A mother is the most sacred thing in life. — Emiliano Salinas

I loved her; I was sorry not to have had the time and the inspiration to insult her, to do her some injury, to force her to keep some memory of me. — Marcel Proust

Dumb as he looked, he never missed an insult.
Dr. Rowan musing about Simple Silas — Ava Gray

Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment. — Anjem Choudary

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

It is a tremendous strength to be able to digest an insult. — Dada Bhagwan

If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Establish the eternal truth that acquiescence under insult is not the way to escape war. — Thomas Jefferson

You can never be annoyed by anyone when you are just alone, insults comes from being too familiar even with the most respectful persons. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public. — Frank Zappa

No matter how miserable his morning, all he had to do was walk within ten feet of Kate and listen to her sling an insult at him and he felt better. — Elizabeth Camden

I assure you, you will never survive on your wits alone. — LeBron James

Jacqs wasn't one to let a little thing like reality get between him and a good insult. — Lyn Gala

Men from children nothing differ. — William Shakespeare

President Obama's actions are an unconscionable betrayal of America's fundamental values and a profound insult to the oppressed Cuban people. — Mario Diaz-Balart

I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside. — David Gemmell

Holy books are an insult to a God with good intentions. — Dejan Stojanovic

If I had simply wanted to trade on an insult to Islam, I could have done it in a sentence rather than writing a 250,000-word novel, a work of fiction. — Salman Rushdie

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

Don't insult readers by questioning the extent of their imaginations. Most need only to be nudged to solve a good mystery. — Peggy Kopman-Owens

I refuse to put God into a little box I can handle, for that would insult us both. — L.M. Fields

The acme of love is to enhance your friendly attitude to those who insult and revile you. — Vladimir Aleksandrovich Antonov

Intelligence'?" repeated Magorian, as Bane and several others roared with rage and pawed the ground. "We consider that a great insult, human! — J.K. Rowling

Don't insult God with safe living and small thinking. — Craig Groeschel

Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that it amounts almost to outright insult. — James Randolph Adams

What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for with ego. — Jim McGrath

Sometimes we still need people who insult us, because they are the greatest motivation in our life. — Fildzah

To his mind, an opportunity to insult a successful ape cam from the hand of Providence. — Flannery O'Connor

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings. — Don Rickles

You pull a pistol on me and insult me? What else do you do? Steal candy from babies? — Jack Lewis Baillot

Never insult seven men if you're only carrying a six shooter. — Harry Morgan

I think girls who insult people are very attractive. — Howard Hawks

I am not a piece of meat, Sam," Hunter feigned insult. "And my eyes are up here. — Genna Rulon

Who is there in the world who can insult the God in the image? — Mahatma Gandhi

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright

No offense, right. "No offense" stood for "I'm going to insult you, but you can't be mad at me. — Ilona Andrews

The pair of opposites do not effect a yogi - neither praise nor insult. — Harbhajan Singh Yogi

Keep your heart pure. Overlook an insult. — Lailah Gifty Akita

We don't know how to insult you any more' (Inter fan banner, directed at their own team) — John Foot

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you? — Groucho Marx

Donald [Trump], you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen. — Jeb Bush

I don't write about Google except to insult the company. — Kara Swisher

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia

When a person does aggravate like a plaguing itch, acceptance is no matter. — Sian Lavinia Anais Valeriana

To call A Lot like Love dead in the water is an insult to water. — Roger Ebert

Intent not followed by action is an insult to your design. Decide what you want, create a plan, and get your ass out there! — Steve Maraboli

She strode across the moors as if distance was a personal insult. — Terry Pratchett

Moral contempt is a far greater indignity and insult than any kind of crime. — Friedrich Nietzsche

It was most troubling to find there existed a pair of lips he would allow to insult him and yet still want to kiss immediately afterward. — Jayne Fresina

Puta, really, that's the best insult you got? I've been called the Whore of Babylon on national TV; puta just doesn't quite cut it. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short. — Sam Ewing

O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love! — William Shakespeare

What ever the motive for the insult, it is always best to overlook it; for folly doesn't deserve resentment, and malice is punished by neglect. — Samuel Johnson