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Why be ordinary when you can be extraordinary? — Alan Dapre

Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure — Harishankar Kaushik

The main causes for divorce
are marriages. — A.J. Beirens

Writing is dream we must know the correct words to fulfill it. — Danish Sayanee

If I could do it all again, I would start three hundred years ago, and write twice as fast. — Peter James West

I ain't scared to lend a hand
I ain't scared to clench it either — Mie Hansson

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it. — Amit Kalantri

I always reminded myself that this wasn't exactly where I was meant to be, but pit stops are okay on the road of life, aren't they? — Lena Dunham

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail ... — Sophie Kinsella

Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the beginning. — Peter James West

Write - because you will explode if you don't, your brain will expand with words like a balloon filling with air ... — Sarah Colliver

Always remember rule #6 ... don't take yourself so damn seriously — Ben And Rosamund Zander

C is for coffee. Coffee would always be there for her. — Cassandra O'Leary

Failure is something you experience on your way to success - unless you're a skydiver. — Peter James West

Laugh while you've got the chance, you won't laugh much when you are dead and buried. — W. Somerset Maugham

People who say you can't do something should be ignored. They're probably talking to themselves. — Eliza Green

The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things — Terry Pratchett

You go to church to respect God, not the priest. By not going to church, you disrespect God, not the priest.
- Don Camillo — Giovannino Guareschi

I need new prayers, the old ones don't work anymore. — Ruchir Joshi

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out! — Benny Bellamacina

Don't Stop Believing — Journey

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel. — Terry Pratchett

Our Euripides the human,
With his droppings of warm tears,
and his touchings of things common
Till they rose to meet the spheres. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going — Benny Bellamacina

I'm on a roller coaster which only goes up my friend — Augustus Waters The Fault In Our Stars

Life is the courier of the universal brilliance. Elysse — Elysse Poetis

This is 1987. A girl can be whatever she wants to be." "I know," said Ray. "My mums a plumber. — David Bischoff

Some battles don't have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire — Emma Chase

The first step to achieving all your goals is getting out of bed. Coffee and toast are optional. — Peter James West

Twelve dead?" I said. "Jesus. — Dennis Lehane

What is Gornite? Why can't you heat it? Will it make you laugh? - I hope so — Lucas Riddle

Laughter can be a form of forgiveness - a gift, cathartic. — Briar Kit Esme

You can challenge the society; But can't the time — Harishankar Kaushik

I didn't wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck. — A.A. Bell

I had this terrible nightmare; I dreamt I was a politician and they were dragging me off to parliament — Rassool Jibraeel Snyman

I don't like good habits. They strike me as being so easily broken. — Linnea Gelland

Be what you are, do what you want. Treat others how you want to because equality in this time is just a humour. — Andre

It's not right, we should not always be second best — Tanya Thistleton

I am the sum of my past experience.
Some people have got a lot to answer for. — Peter James West

It's surprising what you can fail to achieve if you really put your mind to it. — Peter James West

All of my favourite quotes to live by are in my book, I wrote it for a reason — Blake Joy

If only my sunscreen was as good as my writers block! — Martin Link

A life is like a book of many chapters and topics. Which Chapter are is your life? — Elizabeth Adeniyi

We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry. — M. Kushner

It's not that I want to work for Williams-Sonoma, per se, it's just that you guys have the money and I don't. — FAXBoy

Life is a road you must travel all the time — Danish Sayanee

I don't know what exactly it is that I don't know, but I know I don't know something. — Peter James West

If I could split myself into five people, I would still be behind on my writing schedule. I see now why James Patterson cloned himself so many times. — Peter James West

Form is temporary; I'm permanent. — Hsk

Get out. Get out NOW! — J. David Cox

I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character! — Anne Frank

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Someone once told me that we move when it becomes less painful than staying where we are. — Anne Hines

Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares. — Benny Bellamacina

I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I'll never get a chance to live! — A.A. Bell

Follow your dreams but stop if you come to a cliff edge. — Peter James West

On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.
I kept on walking. — Peter James West

Never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until next week. — Peter James West

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit — Benny Bellamacina

Life is a sentence without any fullstops. — Danish Sayanee

People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones. — Sachin Tendulkar

Life has a sense of humour; it hides its best treasures in unexpected places. — Mensah Oteh

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours — Benny Bellamacina

Walk tall but don't bang your head on low hanging branches. — Peter James West

Without desire, one is a walking cadaver. — Karldon Okruta

Life is a Game; More you play, More you learns — Harishankar Kaushik Hsk

No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do. — Harishankar Kaushik

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and hide behind a bush. — Peter James West

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

One blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill. — Patricia Highsmith

All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet
it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you. — Joss Whedon

Everyday has its unique blessings. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Matter or energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred. Except for money. Money is imaginary. — Kevin J.J. Carpenter

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett

When you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one — Harishankar Kaushik

You're everything I ever wished for.
I just didn't wish for much. — Peter James West

YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf,
I am the smaller one on its upper side,'
said the dewdrop to the lake. — Rabindranath Tagore

It's hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress. — Peter Houston

You think writing a book is hard? Wait until you give it to someone to read. — Ken Stark

Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same — Praveen Kumar

All good writers are weird. Proudly weird. — Margo Rabb

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

Life is a sexual transmission disease — Anonymous

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL ...
BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK .
. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS — ASHISH RANJAN

Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking. — Tommy Cotton

I'm so lucky to have a family, adopted or not! I'm so lucky to be alive! Judy Ellis Taylor tells her three school-age girls ... They roll their eyes. — Shireen Jeejeebhoy

Oh, I have just had an idea - after tea I shall attack myself with sandpaper. — Dodie Smith

We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie. — Amah Lambert