Inspirational Humorous Quotes
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Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
If you are not dancing, your dead.
— Lisa Alpine
Time may be defined as " dimension governed by activity." Dimension diminishes with inactivity so does the value of time.
— Moutasem Algharati
Life is not for understanding or to known rather it is for living & only for living
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
Life is about more that quotes about life
— John Chaplin
Why do I write? Because I like telling stories and I don't like repeating myself (insert chuckle here).
— Najeev Raj Nadarajah
I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you.
— G.D. Falksen
Darkness is necessary for evolvement.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
you don't know until you know!
— Ruth Lizana-Jackson
The past does not equal the future.
— Tony Robbins
If you constantly make it clear that you are unwilling to budge, don't get upset when no one is around who's willing to give you a push.
— Mark W. Boyer
Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.
— Salman Aditya
Don't tell me you have OCD about this?""OCD, ADHD - pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I'd have it. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan
There's only so far we can step backward in one day
— Leisenring
If you're on your back, you're not on your feet!
— Sylvia Day
When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
— Nefertiti Faraj
People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.
— Stephen King
You are only limited by your own imagination
— Benny Bellamacina
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain't the best till it's been through some goo.
— Jack Bunbury
Buy this book , buy this book , you need this book, buy book now.'Subliminal messaging works! — Nick Jimbanis
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!
— Neil Leckman
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing.
— M.A. George
Today is a season for tomorrow's harvest
— Andrew-Knox B Kaniki
It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.
— Terry Pratchett
Not everything that is seen is visible.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Don't stop writing until someone pries the pen from your cold, dead hands.
— James John Tritten
I don't care how impossible it seems.
— David Byrne
What you knowand don't deny that
you don't know
and knowing this
you know
what and why
you don't know.
Right? — Jennifer Hillman
How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!
— Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh
Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
Is the any model like morality?
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn't help feeling a bit sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as he felt for himself.
— J.K. Rowling
Without craziness, there is no courage.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Write. Write write write write WRITE. Write. Now.(This is an inspirational writing quote.) — Jen Lynn Anderson
Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk!
— Tanya Masse
Wait. Are you about to do something really stupid? -GUARD
— Pittacus Lore
A man is known by the company he keeps not by the company he works.
— Gaurav Agnihotri
Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more.
— A.E. Croft
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
I may not be perfect, but God knows I'm trying ... and God knowing should count for something.
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.
— Hazel Cartwright
All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016
— David Ellis
What we ought to know we never be taught in the classroom.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
You gotta want it.
— Bill Murray
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
I'm Julia Malone and nobody has the patent on me!
— Katie St. Claire
Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday.
— Karen Salmansohn
It's easy to have high morals when you'd be safe naked in the middle of San Quentin Prison.
— Ed Williams
If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.
— Michael P. Clutton
Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours
— Benny Bellamacina
