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Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

If you are not dancing, your dead. — Lisa Alpine

Time may be defined as " dimension governed by activity." Dimension diminishes with inactivity so does the value of time. — Moutasem Algharati

Wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment. — Julian Barnes

If life takes you long way, take a shortcut! — Baba

Life is not for understanding or to known rather it is for living & only for living — Nitin Yaduvanshi

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

Forget your past,
Use your pain;
Accept that pain,
And Achieve the gain. — Nitesh Nishad

Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead ... youll live longer! #JustSaying — Timothy Pina

Why do I write? Because I like telling stories and I don't like repeating myself (insert chuckle here). — Najeev Raj Nadarajah

I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you. — G.D. Falksen

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The pen can be just as dangerous as a sword... At least while walking. — A.J. DeJong

you don't know until you know! — Ruth Lizana-Jackson

The past does not equal the future. — Tony Robbins

The person who thinks dogs can't talk doesn't want to learn a second language. — Mark Winik

If you constantly make it clear that you are unwilling to budge, don't get upset when no one is around who's willing to give you a push. — Mark W. Boyer

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you. — Salman Aditya

East or West, Home is Best
North or South, Hand to Mouth — Doctor You

Don't tell me you have OCD about this?"
"OCD, ADHD - pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I'd have it. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

There's only so far we can step backward in one day — Leisenring

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

If you're on your back, you're not on your feet! — Sylvia Day

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

You are only limited by your own imagination — Benny Bellamacina

Seriously, what would you prefer? To stand out from everyone else, or disappear in the crowd? Because I call the latter 'sheep. — G.P. Burdon

The greatest trick you can teach an old dog is how to learn new tricks. — J.S. Davey

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain't the best till it's been through some goo. — Jack Bunbury

Buy this book , buy this book , you need this book, buy book now.'

Subliminal messaging works! — Nick Jimbanis

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!! — Neil Leckman

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing. — M.A. George

Today is a season for tomorrow's harvest — Andrew-Knox B Kaniki

It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane. — Terry Pratchett

Not everything that is seen is visible. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Don't stop writing until someone pries the pen from your cold, dead hands. — James John Tritten

I don't care how impossible it seems. — David Byrne

What you know
and don't deny that
you don't know
and knowing this
you know
what and why
you don't know.
Right? — Jennifer Hillman

How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama! — Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Is the any model like morality? — Lailah Gifty Akita

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn't help feeling a bit sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as he felt for himself. — J.K. Rowling

Without craziness, there is no courage. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Write. Write write write write WRITE. Write. Now.

(This is an inspirational writing quote.) — Jen Lynn Anderson

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk! — Tanya Masse

Wait. Are you about to do something really stupid? -GUARD — Pittacus Lore

A man is known by the company he keeps not by the company he works. — Gaurav Agnihotri

There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow. — C.C. Alma

Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more. — A.E. Croft

Vegans are always wrong, but damn pleased with themselves — Rasmussen

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

I may not be perfect, but God knows I'm trying ... and God knowing should count for something. — Karen E. Quinones Miller

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine. — Hazel Cartwright

The only way to cull the uncommon man from the common is with his clothes off. — Paula Wall

All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016 — David Ellis

What we ought to know we never be taught in the classroom. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You gotta want it. — Bill Murray

There are stranger things out there than flying pigs. — Jane Tara

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

I'm Julia Malone and nobody has the patent on me! — Katie St. Claire

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer

Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday. — Karen Salmansohn

It's easy to have high morals when you'd be safe naked in the middle of San Quentin Prison. — Ed Williams

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together. — Michael P. Clutton

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours — Benny Bellamacina

Those half-learn'd witlings, num'rous in our isle
As half-form'd insects on the banks of Nile — Alexander Pope

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up. — Ridley Pearson